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Fire Doug Nussmeier
Posted on 12/4/16 at 12:53 pm
Posted on 12/4/16 at 12:53 pm
Now that I have had several hours to digest the so called game between my beloved Fighting Gators of Florida and the Gulf of Mexico Algae Bloom, I can only come to one conclusion: fire Doug Nussmeier.
While I was fairly certain Alabama was going to win, I did not expect them to open up a 50 gallon drum of Grade A "arse Whip" and pour it all over the Gators. And it really came down to a few plays that broke the seal on that drum.
Running a fricking reverse jet sweep on Alabama? A fake fricking punt? Throwing it over the goddamn middle to Ahmad Fulwood or Brandon Powell and into the loving arms of the Alabama linebackers and secondary when you could throw it to the fricking best receivers we've had in years in Callaway and Cleveland?? Are you looney? Are you that stupid? Trying to run it up the gut on a goal line stand without a green as a shamrock freshman center when Alabama is loading the box more than I load Lyle's mother's box? Grow up Peter Pan, Count Chocula.
And this ain't the first time you've shite in the cookie jar and told us to eat it; first drive of the FSU game you convince Mac to go for it and frick that up too with your shitty play calling. Week in and week out, I've had to drink this piss you call offense and pretend to be happy. We have too much talent and too many resources than to have a worse offense than Vandy.
And before any of you peeter puffing Florida fans start saying, "but but but butty but but we have to give him a chance b/c we had so many OC's since Danny Cockboy left!" First off frick Dan Mullen and frick you too. Our offense is worse than when we had the fricking Crisco Kid Charlie Weis calling plays because at least he used pepperonis to draw up plays. Doug just takes a bag of squirrel turds and plays it as they fall. Even Treon fricking Harris thinks your shite. So do us all a favor and leave. Take a job somewhere else. I wish you well. I really do, but don't come back with some shite eating grin like you got a 12 in pecker and a plethora of hoes at your disposal.
I need a Tylenol or something.
While I was fairly certain Alabama was going to win, I did not expect them to open up a 50 gallon drum of Grade A "arse Whip" and pour it all over the Gators. And it really came down to a few plays that broke the seal on that drum.
Running a fricking reverse jet sweep on Alabama? A fake fricking punt? Throwing it over the goddamn middle to Ahmad Fulwood or Brandon Powell and into the loving arms of the Alabama linebackers and secondary when you could throw it to the fricking best receivers we've had in years in Callaway and Cleveland?? Are you looney? Are you that stupid? Trying to run it up the gut on a goal line stand without a green as a shamrock freshman center when Alabama is loading the box more than I load Lyle's mother's box? Grow up Peter Pan, Count Chocula.
And this ain't the first time you've shite in the cookie jar and told us to eat it; first drive of the FSU game you convince Mac to go for it and frick that up too with your shitty play calling. Week in and week out, I've had to drink this piss you call offense and pretend to be happy. We have too much talent and too many resources than to have a worse offense than Vandy.
And before any of you peeter puffing Florida fans start saying, "but but but butty but but we have to give him a chance b/c we had so many OC's since Danny Cockboy left!" First off frick Dan Mullen and frick you too. Our offense is worse than when we had the fricking Crisco Kid Charlie Weis calling plays because at least he used pepperonis to draw up plays. Doug just takes a bag of squirrel turds and plays it as they fall. Even Treon fricking Harris thinks your shite. So do us all a favor and leave. Take a job somewhere else. I wish you well. I really do, but don't come back with some shite eating grin like you got a 12 in pecker and a plethora of hoes at your disposal.
I need a Tylenol or something.
Posted on 12/4/16 at 12:55 pm to AshleySchaeffer
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Ashley
You need a dicking.
Posted on 12/4/16 at 12:55 pm to AshleySchaeffer
Yall arent good. The LSU Florida game was the only loss we had all year that shouldn't have happened but weird shite happened.
Posted on 12/4/16 at 1:00 pm to AshleySchaeffer
UF had an outstanding offensive gameplan vs Bama, in my opinion.
Posted on 12/4/16 at 1:02 pm to AshleySchaeffer
Yeah, damn that Nuss for throwing 3 picks straight to the other team and allowing a punt block for a td
Plus the QB couldnt hit water if he fell out of a boat.
Plus the QB couldnt hit water if he fell out of a boat.
Posted on 12/4/16 at 1:06 pm to dbuchanon
Unrealistic expectations.
UF doesn't have the personnel to compete with Alabama, particularly as they've been so depleted on defense. I thought Florida had a pretty good game plan with their limited weapons.
UF doesn't have the personnel to compete with Alabama, particularly as they've been so depleted on defense. I thought Florida had a pretty good game plan with their limited weapons.
Posted on 12/4/16 at 1:09 pm to droliver
Im not saying we shouldve won, but imo its a ballgame if we go up 10-0 14-0 without the costly turnovers giving Bama free points.
Maybe we only lose by 14 or so :)
Maybe we only lose by 14 or so :)
Posted on 12/4/16 at 1:13 pm to AshleySchaeffer
There was almost zero chance of you guys winning. You had too many key injuries to keep it close. Your coach decided to try to create big plays to keep it close. They didn't work out.
You lost. Sometimes a team loses because the coach made bad decisions. Sometimes a team loses because they weren't good enough to win. The second is the case for the Gators. Accept it. Improve. Nuss has won a championship. Mc has won a couple. Give it time.
You lost. Sometimes a team loses because the coach made bad decisions. Sometimes a team loses because they weren't good enough to win. The second is the case for the Gators. Accept it. Improve. Nuss has won a championship. Mc has won a couple. Give it time.
This post was edited on 12/4/16 at 1:20 pm
Posted on 12/4/16 at 1:16 pm to PrivatePublic
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You need a dicking.
OP is a guy, Aggie.
Posted on 12/4/16 at 1:25 pm to Tuscaloosa
Absolutely agree. When Appleby wasn't throwing the ball directly to Alabama players Florida was able to move the ball pretty consistently.
Posted on 12/4/16 at 1:27 pm to AshleySchaeffer
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AshleySchaeffer
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Fire Doug Nussmeier
Who the hell are YOU? What alter????
Posted on 12/4/16 at 1:32 pm to reel_gator8
quote:Who am I???
Who the hell are YOU? What alter????
Posted on 12/4/16 at 1:43 pm to AshleySchaeffer
Stopped at Ahmaad Fullwood. Thought he was going to be a star WR.
Posted on 12/4/16 at 1:46 pm to AshleySchaeffer
I thought cheese teeth was the offensive guy?
Posted on 12/4/16 at 1:50 pm to AshleySchaeffer
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Gulf of Mexico Algae Bloom
That's a new one.
Posted on 12/4/16 at 1:54 pm to AshleySchaeffer
Reminds me of LSU fans complaining about their OC for years under Les Miles. Jim McElwain is Florida's biggest problem. His shitty, boring, conservative offense and lackluster recruiting are the primary reasons why Florida looks so bad on offense. Florida's offense will suck next year no matter who their offensive coordinator is.
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