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FAT SEC Coaches

Posted on 6/19/16 at 4:16 pm
Posted by SaintsSBXLIV
Washington DC
Member since Dec 2012
428 posts
Posted on 6/19/16 at 4:16 pm
Trying to make a list of the fattest coaches in the SEC. So far I am only coming up with Fat Phil and Fat Bert. Chavis always seemed to be pushing the boundaries.
Posted by DaleDenton
Member since Jun 2010
42346 posts
Posted on 6/19/16 at 4:21 pm to
Weis, Miles, Cuttcliff...
Posted by m45auburn
Auburn
Member since Aug 2014
4467 posts
Posted on 6/19/16 at 4:21 pm to
Coach O
Posted by Sev09
Nantucket
Member since Feb 2011
15553 posts
Posted on 6/19/16 at 4:23 pm to
Miles? Wtf?

ETA: Coach O isn't fat either. He's just a big guy. Idk what you guys are talking about.
This post was edited on 6/19/16 at 4:26 pm
Posted by SaintsSBXLIV
Washington DC
Member since Dec 2012
428 posts
Posted on 6/19/16 at 4:27 pm to
Miles - Not Fat
Cutcliffe - Not Fat
Weis - sure was OC for one year at UF, but I think most would agree that he isn't considered a SEC coach.
Posted by DaleDenton
Member since Jun 2010
42346 posts
Posted on 6/19/16 at 4:28 pm to
If you belly hangs over your belt, your fat, Miles is over weight.
Posted by BartnBrigLSU
Member since Jun 2013
512 posts
Posted on 6/19/16 at 4:28 pm to
Miles and Coach O aren't even close to being fat. You two are fricking retarted
Posted by WG_Dawg
Hoover
Member since Jun 2004
86434 posts
Posted on 6/19/16 at 4:29 pm to
dale denton is being cool but I'll head off the other arky posters holding a grudge and point out that our OC is mammoth.
Posted by DaleDenton
Member since Jun 2010
42346 posts
Posted on 6/19/16 at 4:30 pm to
Compared to the average American, probably not, compared to the body mass index dedinately so.
Posted by SaintsSBXLIV
Washington DC
Member since Dec 2012
428 posts
Posted on 6/19/16 at 4:31 pm to
quote:

If you belly hangs over your belt, your fat, Miles is over weight.


WUT???
Posted by DaleDenton
Member since Jun 2010
42346 posts
Posted on 6/19/16 at 4:31 pm to
Chaney looks like the real life Grimmace, Pittman isn't fitting through a turnstile with ease either.
Posted by DaleDenton
Member since Jun 2010
42346 posts
Posted on 6/19/16 at 4:32 pm to
That bulge pushing out the windbreaker in the middle is only normal for women during pregnancy. Fat.
Posted by SaintsSBXLIV
Washington DC
Member since Dec 2012
428 posts
Posted on 6/19/16 at 4:34 pm to
DD, you are clueless. He was a former OL, he is large I would not call him fat. I am sure you probably think Jeff Saturday is fat these days.
Posted by HailFreezusOver
Oxford
Member since Sep 2014
6223 posts
Posted on 6/19/16 at 4:35 pm to
The baggy wind suit.. Is supposed to prove your point? For the record I've never thought of miles as fat, an idiot and terrible game manager.. But not fat.

Wind suits are what fat people use to not look fat.

Which is why Bert is always wearing them.
Exhibit a, and b

This post was edited on 6/19/16 at 4:39 pm
Posted by tylerdurden24
Member since Sep 2009
46396 posts
Posted on 6/19/16 at 4:35 pm to
For UGA right now, Chaney, Pittman, and Rocker are some bigger dudes
Posted by DaleDenton
Member since Jun 2010
42346 posts
Posted on 6/19/16 at 4:36 pm to
He was olineman back in the 70s when they were as big as running backs are today.

Posted by WG_Dawg
Hoover
Member since Jun 2004
86434 posts
Posted on 6/19/16 at 4:37 pm to
quote:

Chaney looks like the real life Grimmace


Posted by hawgfaninc
https://youtu.be/torc9P4-k5A
Member since Nov 2011
46313 posts
Posted on 6/19/16 at 4:52 pm to
Miles is fat
Posted by SammyTiger
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Feb 2009
66334 posts
Posted on 6/19/16 at 4:54 pm to
quote:

If you belly hangs over your belt, your fat, Miles is over weight.


Does hit belly do that?

Post to picture or else just continue to hide your rations from your fat coach.
Posted by TheTideMustRoll
Birmingham, AL
Member since Dec 2009
8906 posts
Posted on 6/19/16 at 5:00 pm to
God, Bielema dwarfs Butch, both in height and in girth. Jones looks like a child next to him.
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