Does this mean membership will be opening up? Can we submit résumés?

we come with some positives

1. An easy win
2. Easy travel
3. A better location than a lot of sec teams
4. Any sec opponent with a heisman hopeful gets a stat padding game
5. Pelicans > Bears
6. LSU fans...you get a rival, one you own
7. SEC title games in the superdome rather than the Georgia dome or that giant butthole
8. Geographically, you won't be selling people a bunch of bullshite. We're actually southeastern
9. On the off chance we beat an Arkansas or auburn, you can mercilessly ridicule them as well as us
10. A lot of Yankees but still not as sjw as ole miss or aTm
11. Are you really happy with Missouri? They're not even southeastern and their uniforms look arena league
12. We're a charter member, so the hit your conference reputation will take will be mitigated
13. The grass is pretty delicious and Les flicking his ear boogers in Nola will actually spruce up a lot of places.