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Does Jim McElwain know something we don't?

Posted on 9/24/17 at 11:34 am
Posted by DawgNation4
Member since Nov 2012
1023 posts
Posted on 9/24/17 at 11:34 am
Every interview and press conference I see of him he talks slow and like his best friend died. What is going on?
Posted by dawgdayafternoon
Jacksonville, GA
Member since Jul 2011
21579 posts
Posted on 9/24/17 at 11:35 am to
The shark broke him.
Posted by dawgdayafternoon
Jacksonville, GA
Member since Jul 2011
21579 posts
Posted on 9/24/17 at 11:35 am to
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This post was edited on 9/24/17 at 11:36 am
Posted by Dawgfanman
Member since Jun 2015
22176 posts
Posted on 9/24/17 at 11:36 am to
He's very introspective, thoughtful, and humble. And that man loves Sharks. God Bless Him.
Posted by dbeck
Member since Nov 2014
29446 posts
Posted on 9/24/17 at 11:36 am to
He's worried he's gonna get another question about the shark.
Posted by BamaRoo
Shitlingthorpe, UK
Member since Jul 2009
3356 posts
Posted on 9/24/17 at 11:39 am to
It appears he's going bat-shite crazy
like Urban ended up, just a lot earlier.
Posted by bengalbait
Grove Lounge
Member since Sep 2009
4476 posts
Posted on 9/24/17 at 11:40 am to
You've seen our last two games, I think he's one down away from a nervous break down. I know I am and other than being an alum. and fan don't know how much more I can take.
Posted by crimson jake
Germany
Member since Oct 2012
1004 posts
Posted on 9/24/17 at 11:41 am to
Dude's playin' 3D checkers.
Posted by tjv305
Member since May 2015
12494 posts
Posted on 9/24/17 at 11:42 am to
He is an odd dude . He maybe shocked that his players keep bailing out his play calling .
Posted by gatorrocks
Lake Mary, FL
Member since Oct 2007
13969 posts
Posted on 9/24/17 at 11:49 am to
Think he realizes he needs to fire a few friends or he's gone himself.
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
118806 posts
Posted on 9/24/17 at 11:49 am to
Last night sucked the life out of him.




And the 62000 fans in the stands too.
Posted by BradPitt
Where the wild things are
Member since Nov 2009
13389 posts
Posted on 9/24/17 at 11:50 am to
He's displaying a lot of internal regret. He knows he made a huge mistake when he was younger and his teeth were whiter by passing up an opportunity to become a deep sea fisherman for a coach.
Posted by dbeck
Member since Nov 2014
29446 posts
Posted on 9/24/17 at 11:51 am to
He realized that, if not for Kentucky and bitch Jones' compete ineptitude he could easily be 0-3.
Posted by VolInBavaria
Chattanooga, TN
Member since Dec 2015
4026 posts
Posted on 9/24/17 at 11:55 am to
A poster on Reddit summed McElwain up best:

"If Jim McElwain was in an Escape Room, he’d never get any of the clues. But with 3 seconds left the door would inexplicably fall off its hinges and he’d just walk out"
This post was edited on 9/24/17 at 11:56 am
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
118806 posts
Posted on 9/24/17 at 11:58 am to
quote:

A poster on Reddit summed McElwain up best:

"If Jim McElwain was in an Escape Room, he’d never get any of the clues. But with 3 seconds left the door would inexplicably fall off its hinges and he’d just walk out"





That is their last 2 games.
Posted by UASports23
Member since Nov 2009
24344 posts
Posted on 9/24/17 at 12:16 pm to
In the non-fictional movie Deep Blue Sea. Sharks produce a chemical that helps brain activity. One can only deduct that Shark pussy produces a chemical that decreases brain activity.
Posted by FinebaumsHair
Monroe, La
Member since Aug 2017
3001 posts
Posted on 9/24/17 at 12:22 pm to
He knows PETA is coming for his arse
Posted by StatisticsMoron
Arizona
Member since Sep 2017
830 posts
Posted on 9/24/17 at 12:27 pm to
I just want to point out to everyone that if the hail mary didn't work, the game was going to OT and UF had the better shot of winning at that point in the game. They were playing better than UT by a wide margin. Also, horn blower is a moron.

So the victory over Trumpet Player and his merry men is not surprising.

As for Kentucky, the fact they could not have a 28 point lead in the 4th quarter, in light of how badly UF played up to that point just demonstrates they are a pile of garbage. And Kentucky had no business being in position for the FG at the end. They got phantom gifts from the refs all night. Let's be real, on one drive the refs handed them 85% of gained yardage and they still couldn't get points.

UF is just better. Even though they aren't playing up to UF's typical standards, Gators are just better than Vols or Mildcats. We're smarter, we're more talented, and doggoneit, people like us! Also Ashley Judd is a raging SJW lunatic. Cats won't win anything until they shun her for life.

Edit for a typo and to add one more insult.
This post was edited on 9/24/17 at 12:29 pm
Posted by Dick Leverage
In The HizHouse
Member since Nov 2013
9000 posts
Posted on 9/24/17 at 12:30 pm to
Bet you are fun at a party. You took this thread way to serious.
Posted by TouchdownAlabama
Sweet Home Alabama
Member since Nov 2015
1748 posts
Posted on 9/24/17 at 12:41 pm to
He sees that Kirby is doing well and this is not good for him.
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