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Does Bert have a cooking show?
Posted on 6/3/15 at 10:30 am
Posted on 6/3/15 at 10:30 am
I was watching the Matthew Mitchell Show and he has a cooking segment each week with his wife Jenna. Then it hit me, why is Bert and his wife not doing a cooking show?
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Posted on 6/3/15 at 10:31 am to Cheese Grits
This is bad and you should feel bad
Posted on 6/3/15 at 10:31 am to Cheese Grits
You should really feel bad
This post was edited on 6/3/15 at 10:32 am
Posted on 6/3/15 at 10:31 am to Cheese Grits
Who's your favorite team Grits?
Posted on 6/3/15 at 10:32 am to Cheese Grits
Posted on 6/3/15 at 10:32 am to Cheese Grits
I would say kill yourself, but you know what I'm just gonna go ahead and off myself after reading this
Posted on 6/3/15 at 10:34 am to Cheese Grits
Because Bert is fat
Posted on 6/3/15 at 10:36 am to Cheese Grits
well it would be a must see if he did. jen could be his sous chef and dress a little provocatively while bert makes delicious dish after delicious dish. then they could rub the food on each others bodies and eat it off for the finale of the shows.
Posted on 6/3/15 at 10:38 am to piggilicious
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then they could rub the food on each others bodies and eat it off for the finale of the shows.
I no dats right girl.
Posted on 6/3/15 at 10:39 am to Cheese Grits
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Who's your favorite team Grits?
Posted on 6/3/15 at 10:40 am to Eric4tigers
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Because Bert is fat
Too easy…
Perhaps Bert is fat because Bert like to eat. Hence a cooking show would allow us to explore food through Bert's eyes. Did you not see "Being John Malkovich"?
I would much rather see a cooking show hosted by Bert and his wife than the host of crappy reality TV shows now out there. hell with the Kardashians, give us Bert instead. I bet future SEC linemen would watch a show about food and cooking. Who knows, soon it Nick and Les will have there own food shows. SEC has summer programming space for just such filler.
Posted on 6/3/15 at 10:41 am to piggilicious
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well it would be a must see if he did. jen could be his sous chef and dress a little provocatively while bert makes delicious dish after delicious dish. then they could rub the food on each others bodies and eat it off for the finale of the shows.
DVR worthy.
Posted on 6/3/15 at 10:42 am to piggilicious
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well it would be a must see if he did. jen could be his sous chef and dress a little provocatively while bert makes delicious dish after delicious dish.
See, you get it!
Posted on 6/3/15 at 10:52 am to AgCoug
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I wish I had more than one up vote to give this gif!
Posted on 6/3/15 at 10:54 am to Cheese Grits
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Does Bert have a cooking show?
No he has an eating show. First episode airs Sept. 5th.
Posted on 6/3/15 at 12:55 pm to dbeck
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Does Bert have a cooking show?
No he has an eating show. First episode airs Sept. 5th.
Bert finna EAT!!!!
Posted on 6/3/15 at 1:38 pm to swinetime
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Bert finna EAT... Vienna sausages!!!!
Fify
Posted on 6/3/15 at 2:38 pm to Cheese Grits
I actually really like Bert. Unlike a lot of coaches he doesn't always act like he is incredible pissed or disinterested. He actually seems like a guy who loves and appreciates what he gets to do in life. I would watch his show.
Posted on 6/3/15 at 2:42 pm to Cheese Grits
As a man you should be embarrassed of this pussy arse thread you made.
Posted on 6/4/15 at 8:12 pm to TopHog1
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As a man you should be embarrassed of this pussy arse thread you made.
You realize
a) this was a real post, not a troll of Arkansas or Bert
b) some of the best cooks in the world are men
I feel no shame for watching a big man run a cooking show. If Jared Lorenzen started a cooking show I would tune in. Do you not like it when fat men run the ball, especially when they are being chased by another fat man?
2 six foot plus men (several biscuits over 300 lb each) on a runback TD
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