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Does bama have a new hero?
Posted on 12/16/16 at 8:57 pm
Posted on 12/16/16 at 8:57 pm
No better way to endear yourself to the gump faithful than to be a fall down embarassing drunk. Raise your sunny d and rum gumps. One of our own
Posted on 12/16/16 at 8:59 pm to MeatPants
I'll get smashed at my tailgate on the quad in his honor every Saturday.
Posted on 12/16/16 at 9:00 pm to MeatPants
He's my hero, at least. It gives me hope that my alcoholism will lead to great things, otherwise all I'll have is booze and Bama.
Posted on 12/16/16 at 9:10 pm to MeatPants
If you're going to be a classless piece of judgmental shite mocking someone's alcoholism, at least be funny.
Posted on 12/16/16 at 9:13 pm to MeatPants
Sark will drink again mark my words, and I'm not talkin about sodie pops
This post was edited on 12/16/16 at 9:14 pm
Posted on 12/16/16 at 9:13 pm to MeatPants
I would be hard pressed to believe that Saban would bring someone in that truly has this issue.
At this level of college football, you dont take chances like that, it isnt part of the process.
At this level of college football, you dont take chances like that, it isnt part of the process.
Posted on 12/16/16 at 9:17 pm to MeatPants
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Raise your sunny d and rum gumps
Who the hell does that?
Never heard of it. I'm guessing it's a reference from your own trailer trash, single-parent, latch key past.
Posted on 12/16/16 at 9:23 pm to MeatPants
I changed the name of my unborn child from Kiff to Sark.
Posted on 12/16/16 at 9:23 pm to Che Boludo
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I would be hard pressed to believe that Saban would bring someone in that truly has this issue.
He likes to give people a second chance. The results speak for themselves.
Posted on 12/16/16 at 9:24 pm to MeatPants
I thought this was going to be The Sark Knight Rises thread.
Posted on 12/16/16 at 9:26 pm to MeatPants
I didn't even know Bama fans being a bunch of drunks was a stereotype
Posted on 12/16/16 at 9:27 pm to genro
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I didn't even know Bama fans being a bunch of drunks was a stereotype
....you don't get drunk before secksing the sister?
Posted on 12/16/16 at 9:27 pm to MeatPants
Once again Saban chasing Carroll's superior level of success by taking his sloppy seconds.
Posted on 12/16/16 at 9:27 pm to MeatPants
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sunny d and rum
Who the frick drinks that? Teenage girls? Sounds disgusting
Posted on 12/16/16 at 9:31 pm to sonuvapitcher
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Once again Saban chasing Carroll's superior level of success by taking his sloppy seconds.
You're mad because we hired an OC everyone has heard of....you ooze jealousy.
Posted on 12/16/16 at 9:31 pm to Tigerswillprevail
I mean it's not in question that the guy is an alcoholic. He has been through rehab and I'm sure will always have to manage it. Saban even referenced helping him manage it in the PC today. I do think any talk about him being blitzed publicly recently is probably crap. I don't think Saban makes this hire if he hasn't demonstrated that he can manage this appropriately for the past four months.
This post was edited on 12/16/16 at 9:38 pm
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