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Does bama have a new hero?

Posted on 12/16/16 at 8:57 pm
Posted by MeatPants
Member since Nov 2015
8853 posts
Posted on 12/16/16 at 8:57 pm
No better way to endear yourself to the gump faithful than to be a fall down embarassing drunk. Raise your sunny d and rum gumps. One of our own
Posted by Triple Daves
ITP
Member since Sep 2016
5740 posts
Posted on 12/16/16 at 8:58 pm to
Another stellar post
Posted by CapstoneGrad06
Little Rock
Member since Nov 2008
72141 posts
Posted on 12/16/16 at 8:59 pm to
I'll get smashed at my tailgate on the quad in his honor every Saturday.
Posted by HempHead
Big Sky Country
Member since Mar 2011
55438 posts
Posted on 12/16/16 at 9:00 pm to
He's my hero, at least. It gives me hope that my alcoholism will lead to great things, otherwise all I'll have is booze and Bama.

Posted by MykTide
Member since Jul 2012
25469 posts
Posted on 12/16/16 at 9:03 pm to
I love him already.

Posted by Evolved Simian
Bushwood Country Club
Member since Sep 2010
20473 posts
Posted on 12/16/16 at 9:08 pm to
RA'd for stupidity.
Posted by Crimson Legend
Mount St Gumpus
Member since Nov 2004
15478 posts
Posted on 12/16/16 at 9:10 pm to
If you're going to be a classless piece of judgmental shite mocking someone's alcoholism, at least be funny.
Posted by reggieray420
Member since Dec 2016
2700 posts
Posted on 12/16/16 at 9:13 pm to
Sark will drink again mark my words, and I'm not talkin about sodie pops
This post was edited on 12/16/16 at 9:14 pm
Posted by Tigerswillprevail
Member since Nov 2011
2865 posts
Posted on 12/16/16 at 9:13 pm to
I would be hard pressed to believe that Saban would bring someone in that truly has this issue.

At this level of college football, you dont take chances like that, it isnt part of the process.
Posted by Che Boludo
Member since May 2009
18162 posts
Posted on 12/16/16 at 9:17 pm to
quote:

Raise your sunny d and rum gumps


Who the hell does that?

Never heard of it. I'm guessing it's a reference from your own trailer trash, single-parent, latch key past.
Posted by AHM21
Member since Feb 2008
24469 posts
Posted on 12/16/16 at 9:23 pm to
I changed the name of my unborn child from Kiff to Sark.
Posted by MikeyInTheHam
Birmingham, AL
Member since Jan 2007
766 posts
Posted on 12/16/16 at 9:23 pm to
quote:

I would be hard pressed to believe that Saban would bring someone in that truly has this issue.

He likes to give people a second chance. The results speak for themselves.
Posted by UASports23
Member since Nov 2009
24345 posts
Posted on 12/16/16 at 9:24 pm to
I thought this was going to be The Sark Knight Rises thread.
Posted by genro
Member since Nov 2011
61788 posts
Posted on 12/16/16 at 9:26 pm to
I didn't even know Bama fans being a bunch of drunks was a stereotype
Posted by HempHead
Big Sky Country
Member since Mar 2011
55438 posts
Posted on 12/16/16 at 9:27 pm to
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I didn't even know Bama fans being a bunch of drunks was a stereotype




....you don't get drunk before secksing the sister?
Posted by CapstoneGrad06
Little Rock
Member since Nov 2008
72141 posts
Posted on 12/16/16 at 9:27 pm to
frick yeah.
Posted by sonuvapitcher
Member since Aug 2008
1683 posts
Posted on 12/16/16 at 9:27 pm to
Once again Saban chasing Carroll's superior level of success by taking his sloppy seconds.
Posted by BoddaBoom7
Oxford, AL
Member since Jul 2016
957 posts
Posted on 12/16/16 at 9:27 pm to
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sunny d and rum

Who the frick drinks that? Teenage girls? Sounds disgusting
Posted by thatdude1985
Oxford, AL
Member since Oct 2011
27038 posts
Posted on 12/16/16 at 9:31 pm to
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Once again Saban chasing Carroll's superior level of success by taking his sloppy seconds.


You're mad because we hired an OC everyone has heard of....you ooze jealousy.
Posted by Bham Bammer
Member since Nov 2014
14471 posts
Posted on 12/16/16 at 9:31 pm to
I mean it's not in question that the guy is an alcoholic. He has been through rehab and I'm sure will always have to manage it. Saban even referenced helping him manage it in the PC today. I do think any talk about him being blitzed publicly recently is probably crap. I don't think Saban makes this hire if he hasn't demonstrated that he can manage this appropriately for the past four months.
This post was edited on 12/16/16 at 9:38 pm
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