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Does anybody know if they were able to pry Pancake Garrett out of the ground ?
Posted on 11/27/14 at 11:55 pm
Posted on 11/27/14 at 11:55 pm
I haven't seen a guy flattened that consistently since Kevin Bacon in Animal House.Or maybe Kevin Kline in "A Fish Called Wanda". It was like a cartoon, I kept looking if his jersey said "Wile. E Coyote" on the back but I could never see the back because he was always on his back. Pour some maple syrup on him and serve him for Sunday breakfast.
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Posted on 11/27/14 at 11:57 pm to Lsupimp
Currently trying to find a big enough spatuler to fit both his wrecked body and his wrecked dignity.. Updates coming.
Posted on 11/27/14 at 11:57 pm to Lsupimp
Posted on 11/27/14 at 11:57 pm to Lsupimp
He's probably shitting turf as we speak.
Posted on 11/27/14 at 11:58 pm to Lsupimp
wasn't he like a big time recruit or something
lol
he was terrible at football
lol
he was terrible at football
Posted on 11/27/14 at 11:58 pm to Lsupimp
Garrett is weak sauce.
aTm talks him up. He feasted on shitty teams this year.
He's gonna be a beast though.
But the rest of the D will continue to break down all around him.
aTm talks him up. He feasted on shitty teams this year.
He's gonna be a beast though.
But the rest of the D will continue to break down all around him.
Posted on 11/27/14 at 11:59 pm to Lsupimp
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Animal House
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A Fish Called Wanda
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Wile. E Coyote
Three things that have never been mentioned in the same conversation together before now. Safe to say you're not still in college.
This post was edited on 11/28/14 at 12:00 am
Posted on 11/27/14 at 11:59 pm to Lsupimp
That was just a tackling dummy or scarecrow A&M put out there.
This post was edited on 11/28/14 at 12:03 am
Posted on 11/28/14 at 12:00 am to Remote Controlled
He is going to be beast, but he got owned tonight. Unfortunately for him, the A&M defense is garbage, so he will never amount to much in college.
Posted on 11/28/14 at 12:00 am to danman6336
LSU ran for more yards tonight than they ever have in the Les Miles tenure, 80% of it straight at Pancake Garrett.
Posted on 11/28/14 at 12:00 am to TheCheshireHog
He real old brah.
Posted on 11/28/14 at 12:01 am to Remote Controlled
He may be a beast on another team but that one has to play LSU every year. And he looks like a high school kid up against LSU.
Posted on 11/28/14 at 12:01 am to Lsupimp
quote:God I wish we could play the Aggies every week
LSU ran for more yards tonight than they ever have in the Les Miles tenure
They always make us look amazing
Posted on 11/28/14 at 12:01 am to Lsupimp
He should not have been out there in half the plays that he was, particularly when we ran I-form against them. He isn't physically ready to deal with a run game like ours, and thats not a slight on him at all. Like a lot of pass rushers in HS, he came into college strong but lean. Got pushed around.
That said, kudos to DIllon GOrdon and Lael Collins for manhandling a future stud.
That said, kudos to DIllon GOrdon and Lael Collins for manhandling a future stud.
Posted on 11/28/14 at 12:01 am to tigerfan in bamaland
best. post. ever.
Posted on 11/28/14 at 12:01 am to Lsupimp
A&M coaches should probably teach him gap responsibility. Man was he just completely out of place in the run game all night.
Also, probably dont play your pass rush specialist ALL GAME against a team running it right at him. Seriously, do you not have anyone else? At one point he called over to the sidelines to be taken off and he was waived to STAY ON
Also, probably dont play your pass rush specialist ALL GAME against a team running it right at him. Seriously, do you not have anyone else? At one point he called over to the sidelines to be taken off and he was waived to STAY ON
This post was edited on 11/28/14 at 12:03 am
Posted on 11/28/14 at 12:02 am to TheCheshireHog
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Safe to say you're not still in college.
Posted on 11/28/14 at 12:04 am to Lsupimp
The kid has double digit sacks in the SEC as a true freshman. He's already a great pass rusher, but he isn't ready to go toe to toe with a guy like Collins in the run game.
Posted on 11/28/14 at 12:05 am to LSU Patrick
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Unfortunately for him, the A&M defense is garbage, so he will never amount to much in college.
Just like those offensive guys in Baton Rouge playing in that abortion of an offense.
Posted on 11/28/14 at 12:06 am to northalabamacracker
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Just like those offensive guys in Baton Rouge playing in that abortion of an offense.
Yeah, well...
I got nothing.
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