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Displaced bats terrorizing Texas A&M
Posted on 5/5/15 at 4:26 pm
Posted on 5/5/15 at 4:26 pm
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Please, think of the bats
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One of the first attempts to shoo the bats out of the stadium resulted in about 1,000 showing up in Cain Hall, across the street, according to the university.
Last month, a swarm at the campus recreation center caused a temporary shutdown of the swimming pool, according to the Bryan-College Station Eagle.
Please, think of the bats
This post was edited on 5/5/15 at 4:27 pm
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Posted on 5/5/15 at 4:27 pm to ShaneTheLegLechler
Send them to BR. We'll throw them in da gumbo.
Posted on 5/5/15 at 4:27 pm to ShaneTheLegLechler
Hopefully PETA can lead them into the A&M trophy room
This post was edited on 5/5/15 at 4:30 pm
Posted on 5/5/15 at 4:28 pm to tigerbait2010
They were vampires last time A&M won a title.
Posted on 5/5/15 at 4:29 pm to ShaneTheLegLechler
Batman can save them
Posted on 5/5/15 at 4:29 pm to ShaneTheLegLechler
lol
Posted on 5/5/15 at 4:29 pm to ShaneTheLegLechler
As vols&shaft83 would say.. Texas a&m is done... it's over
Posted on 5/5/15 at 4:36 pm to ShaneTheLegLechler
They have "Don't touch the bats" signs all over the Rec Center. I think one of them got into the water because shortly after they showed up the pool was closed for a while and drained. Pool reopened, haven't seen them in the Rec for a couple of weeks.
eta: I just actually read your post, I apparently just repeated it.
eta: I just actually read your post, I apparently just repeated it.
This post was edited on 5/5/15 at 4:38 pm
Posted on 5/5/15 at 4:36 pm to chadr07
Build them some houses ya cheap bastids.
Posted on 5/5/15 at 4:36 pm to ShaneTheLegLechler
We should have gotten some state funding to build a shite ton of bat houses and done a study to find out which kinds of bat houses were the most popular.
Everyone knew this was going to happen. Stupid on the Administration's part.
Everyone knew this was going to happen. Stupid on the Administration's part.
Posted on 5/5/15 at 4:47 pm to TeLeFaWx
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We should have gotten some state funding to build a shite ton of bat houses and done a study to find out which kinds of bat houses were the most popular.
This sounds ridiculous, but you are absolutely right. A research institution like Texas A&M could have easily made this happen.
Posted on 5/5/15 at 4:48 pm to ShaneTheLegLechler
Alls I know is college station already has shite tons of mosquitoes with the bats. Hate to see it with out them. Build them bitches some houses already you lazy fricks. You just spent half a bil on a stadium.
Posted on 5/5/15 at 4:49 pm to ShaneTheLegLechler
Posted on 5/5/15 at 4:51 pm to ShaneTheLegLechler
there was a crude, old gif of Kyle with bats flying around it. I think it was when we first came into the SEC and it was pretty funny.
wish I could find it.
wish I could find it.
Posted on 5/5/15 at 4:53 pm to betweenthebara
American bats are too lazy to do it. Why don't we get the Mexican Free Tail bats to build their own home for half the price and twice the speed? West Bryan ought to feel like home to them fo sho'
Posted on 5/5/15 at 4:56 pm to ShaneTheLegLechler
Bet Harvey brought em after 2012
Posted on 5/5/15 at 4:57 pm to ShaneTheLegLechler
Up next? The Kyle Krickets
Posted on 5/5/15 at 4:57 pm to ShaneTheLegLechler
Giant orb spiders from tropical Asia are REALLY good at catching and killing bats. Just import about two or three thousand and let them lose on A&M's campus. They are only about 20 inches long with a 5 foot web-span so you would hardly notice one even if you were trying to. Just listen for the bat shreiks all around campus in the middle of the night, and you know then that you have invested wisely. With Best Regards!
-Mister Tee
-Mister Tee
Posted on 5/5/15 at 4:58 pm to ShaneTheLegLechler
Posted on 5/5/15 at 4:58 pm to SwaggerCopter
Probably would've discovered the first gay bat. It would've decorated the frick out of the new houses though.
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