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Difference between "coondog" and "corndog"...?
Posted on 10/21/15 at 9:59 am
Posted on 10/21/15 at 9:59 am
A "coondog" is a mangy, flea-bitten, four-legged, howling, fur-shedding, butt-chugging enema receiving, symbol of a disgusting illiterate "untouchable" strata of society that is best left to wallow in their hovels on the side of mountains where they can bother decent Alabama society the least.
Oh, I know... every year about the time of the TSIO they have to be slapped down like a snotty-nosed red-headed urchin step-child from the bad-seed side of genteel southern society.. but that is what happens when misogyny and bestiality combine in one form in some god-forsaken fenced-off plat akin to a junkyard on the other side of the tracks.
"Corndog" is simply an overpowering odor that emanates from a locale somewhat off the beaten SEC path. It really is only noticeable to the upper class of the SEC about one week a year ... and then is only irritating once in a while, like every 5-10 years or so.
I know, I know... polite people shouldn't sniff the air around corn-doggies, it could get your car keyed or your child cursed.. So most of us try to ignore them as they jump up and down and have tantrums about this and that like multiple brats who were raised in a swamp but who somehow believe that their shack on stilts is a palace on a hill.
Oh, I know... every year about the time of the TSIO they have to be slapped down like a snotty-nosed red-headed urchin step-child from the bad-seed side of genteel southern society.. but that is what happens when misogyny and bestiality combine in one form in some god-forsaken fenced-off plat akin to a junkyard on the other side of the tracks.
"Corndog" is simply an overpowering odor that emanates from a locale somewhat off the beaten SEC path. It really is only noticeable to the upper class of the SEC about one week a year ... and then is only irritating once in a while, like every 5-10 years or so.
I know, I know... polite people shouldn't sniff the air around corn-doggies, it could get your car keyed or your child cursed.. So most of us try to ignore them as they jump up and down and have tantrums about this and that like multiple brats who were raised in a swamp but who somehow believe that their shack on stilts is a palace on a hill.
This post was edited on 10/21/15 at 10:38 am
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Posted on 10/21/15 at 10:00 am to Jacknola
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Posted on 10/21/15 at 10:02 am to Jacknola
yea but you got corndogs on the mind three weeks early
Posted on 10/21/15 at 10:03 am to Jacknola
BRB, making copies of this thread for Christmas gifts
Posted on 10/21/15 at 10:04 am to Jacknola
Coondogs fits right in with Alabama trailer park society.
Posted on 10/21/15 at 10:05 am to Jacknola
TLDR
Here is a corn dog
And here is a coon dog
You want to learn colors next?
Here is a corn dog
And here is a coon dog
You want to learn colors next?
Posted on 10/21/15 at 10:05 am to geauxnavybeatbama
Posted on 10/21/15 at 10:10 am to Jacknola
I'm betting this was funnier in your head, where it should have stayed, right next to the directions home to your trailer park and your sister-beating plans for the weekend.
Posted on 10/21/15 at 10:12 am to Jacknola
Somehow I made it to here
quote:and I stopped. Some of the most ridiculous shite I've read on here.
where they can bother decent Alabama society the least.
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