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Did Dak poop his pants during the Egg Bowl?

Posted on 12/4/15 at 7:29 am
Posted by beHop
Landmass
Member since Jan 2012
14535 posts
Posted on 12/4/15 at 7:29 am
This guy thinks so...

Link to Article- Bonus George Brett commentary




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During the Egg Bowl last Saturday I noticed something peculiar in the second quarter: facing a big 3rd and 21 from their own endzone, Dak seemed to jog off to the sideline instead of attempting to convert the first down. When they showed the replay, the announcers mentioned he had an “awkward gait”, but no sign of injury otherwise.
This post was edited on 12/4/15 at 8:09 am
Posted by SavageOrangeJug
Member since Oct 2005
19758 posts
Posted on 12/4/15 at 7:31 am to
Rumor is, Gary Patterson pooped in the Hugh Freeze's pants during the Peach Bowl.
Posted by Henry Jones Jr
Member since Jun 2011
68416 posts
Posted on 12/4/15 at 7:35 am to
Still dick riding a team from a game that was a year ago. 34-3
Posted by PharmacistReb
Oxford, MS
Member since Jan 2009
5058 posts
Posted on 12/4/15 at 7:46 am to
quote:

SavageOrangeJug


This guy has been trolling Ole Miss on the Peach Bowl since the moment the game ended.

TCU is currently ranked ahead of Baylor in the CFB playoff rankings. We may get the rematch.

quote:

Gary Patterson pooped in the Hugh Freeze's pants


Rumor is, you pooped your pants in English class
This post was edited on 12/4/15 at 7:47 am
Posted by SwayzeBalla
Member since Dec 2011
19451 posts
Posted on 12/4/15 at 7:49 am to
Duke Poopscott?
Posted by rebelrouser
Columbia, SC
Member since Feb 2013
10539 posts
Posted on 12/4/15 at 7:49 am to
TCU is currently ranked ahead of Baylor in the CFB playoff rankings. We may get the rematch.

BIG12 uses their own conference rankings so its Baylor if they win, or OSU, if Baylor loses.
Posted by SavageOrangeJug
Member since Oct 2005
19758 posts
Posted on 12/4/15 at 7:49 am to
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34-3

44-20-1
Posted by SwayzeBalla
Member since Dec 2011
19451 posts
Posted on 12/4/15 at 7:50 am to
34-3
Posted by SavageOrangeJug
Member since Oct 2005
19758 posts
Posted on 12/4/15 at 7:51 am to
quote:


Rumor is, you pooped your pants in English class

Yes, I did.

However, if you want to discuss American History or Mathematics....

Posted by Crimson Legend
Mount St Gumpus
Member since Nov 2004
15478 posts
Posted on 12/4/15 at 7:51 am to
Dak is a warrior. He took shot after shot when he played us and kept on coming.

He just didn't have the talent around him. If he did, he'd be invited to NY this year for the Heisman ceremony.
Posted by SavageOrangeJug
Member since Oct 2005
19758 posts
Posted on 12/4/15 at 7:54 am to
quote:

34-3

44-20-1

The "3" you typed.

Are you referring to the "3" charter members who have never been to the SECCG?

Kentucky
Vanderbilt
Old Miss
Posted by Billy Mays
Member since Jan 2009
25269 posts
Posted on 12/4/15 at 7:57 am to
quote:

44-20-1


The only people that care about historical records are mouth breathers.
Posted by joshua2571
Member since Nov 2015
8137 posts
Posted on 12/4/15 at 7:58 am to
I think thats half of it. The other half is last he kinda came out of no where. So, this year was expected and didnt help that State had 2 early losses against LSU and A&M
Posted by beHop
Landmass
Member since Jan 2012
14535 posts
Posted on 12/4/15 at 8:00 am to
quote:

Dak is a warrior.


Great player. They're gonna miss him. FTR, I think he's a good dude.
Posted by PharmacistReb
Oxford, MS
Member since Jan 2009
5058 posts
Posted on 12/4/15 at 8:02 am to
quote:

The only people that care about historical records are mouth breathers.


Tennessee will have to rely on historical records because they have Lyle now. Johnny Majors is in the twilight of his life and can't come back and General Neyland is long since dead.

I wonder if Lyle crapped his pants during 34-3?
Posted by PharmacistReb
Oxford, MS
Member since Jan 2009
5058 posts
Posted on 12/4/15 at 8:04 am to


When this man is leading your football program, the only thing to do is troll other teams for entertainment.
Posted by GregAl
Mobile
Member since Aug 2014
3659 posts
Posted on 12/4/15 at 8:08 am to
Sports journalism at its best.
Posted by Tornado Alley
Member since Mar 2012
26480 posts
Posted on 12/4/15 at 8:15 am to
SavageOrangeJug is actually autistic, so take easy on him, please. Ignore him and he eventually goes away, y'all.

If not, expect a bunch of the same, recycled lines:
A) 44-20-1
B) Touchdown TCU
C) 42-3
D) Never been to Atlanta
Posted by PharmacistReb
Oxford, MS
Member since Jan 2009
5058 posts
Posted on 12/4/15 at 8:17 am to
quote:

SavageOrangeJug is actually autistic


His parents claim it's only Asperger's.

Which is different than Dak Prescott's situation of arse Burgers.
Posted by Tornado Alley
Member since Mar 2012
26480 posts
Posted on 12/4/15 at 8:21 am to
Regardless, he is somewhere on the autism spectrum and will react accordingly when he first responds to my post, likely.

I bet he has a nice Lego collection though.
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