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Dear State: 2015 Egg Bowl's Eve Edition
Posted on 11/27/15 at 9:36 pm
Posted on 11/27/15 at 9:36 pm
Dear State,
I'll keep it simple this year because it's 2015 and I've posted every single thing over the years that I can post to make fun of you guys.
Chad Kelly is every bit the quarterback that Dak Prescott is and that probably makes you angry. I understand though. If I had to deal with the reality that the most decorated QB in my pathetic program's history is grading out as a mid-round NFL draft pick at TE, I would be mad too.
You guys have prided yourselves over the years on having a great running game and a salty defense. You have neither this year. Every good player on your defense is injured right now and the fatass that you guys like to prop up as a Nkemdiche-killer is slow to the ball and constantly out of position BUT keep touching yourself about that time a few years ago when he tackled Nkemdiche on that 4th down. When your program is as shitty as Mississippi State's, you have to be pretty liberal with what you call "highs" due to the non-stop lows.
Speaking of Lowe's, Dak's going to make a great department manager at one in a few years. If he works hard and takes his #TrueMaroon work ethic with him.
We have to discuss last year's Gameday guest pickers. Ole Miss' was an international superstar who took the time to troll our biggest rival when she had no reason to. Big time. Your Gameday guest picker last year was a washed-up piece of shite relief pitcher wearing a pimp suit chewing on a cigar that he probably has no idea how to even cut and light. That's seriously the best you guys could do.
I'm very confident about the game tomorrow. The reason is that you guys constantly and consistently play like pussies against any team who Muffin perceives to be above-average. Kentucky? Play balls to the wall. Alabama? Play like pussies. Arkansas? Play balls to the wall. Ole Miss? You already know.
In conclusion, frick you and every piece of shite fan who has ever muttered the pitiful phrase "Hail State" or rung a crap-arse cowbell in a football stadium because your little high-school stadium can't get loud enough legally.
frick you and good night.
Sincerely,
TSUN
P.S.
I'll keep it simple this year because it's 2015 and I've posted every single thing over the years that I can post to make fun of you guys.
Chad Kelly is every bit the quarterback that Dak Prescott is and that probably makes you angry. I understand though. If I had to deal with the reality that the most decorated QB in my pathetic program's history is grading out as a mid-round NFL draft pick at TE, I would be mad too.
You guys have prided yourselves over the years on having a great running game and a salty defense. You have neither this year. Every good player on your defense is injured right now and the fatass that you guys like to prop up as a Nkemdiche-killer is slow to the ball and constantly out of position BUT keep touching yourself about that time a few years ago when he tackled Nkemdiche on that 4th down. When your program is as shitty as Mississippi State's, you have to be pretty liberal with what you call "highs" due to the non-stop lows.
Speaking of Lowe's, Dak's going to make a great department manager at one in a few years. If he works hard and takes his #TrueMaroon work ethic with him.
We have to discuss last year's Gameday guest pickers. Ole Miss' was an international superstar who took the time to troll our biggest rival when she had no reason to. Big time. Your Gameday guest picker last year was a washed-up piece of shite relief pitcher wearing a pimp suit chewing on a cigar that he probably has no idea how to even cut and light. That's seriously the best you guys could do.
I'm very confident about the game tomorrow. The reason is that you guys constantly and consistently play like pussies against any team who Muffin perceives to be above-average. Kentucky? Play balls to the wall. Alabama? Play like pussies. Arkansas? Play balls to the wall. Ole Miss? You already know.
In conclusion, frick you and every piece of shite fan who has ever muttered the pitiful phrase "Hail State" or rung a crap-arse cowbell in a football stadium because your little high-school stadium can't get loud enough legally.
frick you and good night.
Sincerely,
TSUN
P.S.
This post was edited on 11/29/15 at 12:10 am
Posted on 11/27/15 at 9:44 pm to sorantable
What a good night time read
Posted on 11/27/15 at 9:44 pm to sorantable
Sorantable. Awesome post!! Almost as good as your moms BJ's. See you in starkvegas prick! And run by and get your mom when you take your Dak fricked arse out of town. Btw your GF says you should sue Little Dooie for stealing your dicks name. Top that prick
Posted on 11/27/15 at 9:46 pm to Bigbaddawg13
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Sorantable. Awesome post!! Almost as good as your moms BJ's. See you in starkvegas prick! And run by and get your mom when you take your Dak fricked arse out of town. Btw your GF says you should sue Little Dooie for stealing your dicks name. Top that prick
Posted on 11/27/15 at 9:55 pm to sorantable
You guys are experts at getting under the skin. I'd be pissed if I was a State fan.
Posted on 11/27/15 at 9:57 pm to sorantable
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the most decorated QB in my pathetic program's history is grading out as a mid-round NFL draft pick at TE
I'd request a link for this, but I don't want you to have to dig around your mother's a-hole more than you already do.
Posted on 11/27/15 at 9:58 pm to Gary Busey
Getting pretty used to the Dak gif now. At first it rustled the frick out of me.
Posted on 11/27/15 at 10:00 pm to Gary Busey
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experts at getting under the skin.
Main goal of younger siblings.
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