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Dear Aggies.
Posted on 10/15/15 at 10:42 am
Posted on 10/15/15 at 10:42 am
The SEC doesn't hate you, we just wish we had gotten Oklahoma or Texas instead of you. This is a chance to gain our love. Please beat Bama.......it's really not that hard. Nothing about their team besides LB's and DL is all that great, and their Secondary is baby shite soft.
I want to drink the tears of double wide dwellers who's fandom of Alabama dates all the way back to 2010 when they passed a "Bama Natty Champs" shirt on sale at their local Walmart, who take their self esteem directly from the actions of 19 year old kids, have Houndstooth bed sheets, and beat their sisters(or wives, the distinction isn't always necessary there).
You have one of the best QB/Recieving corps in the SEC. And you're at home. Don't frick this up.
I want to drink the tears of double wide dwellers who's fandom of Alabama dates all the way back to 2010 when they passed a "Bama Natty Champs" shirt on sale at their local Walmart, who take their self esteem directly from the actions of 19 year old kids, have Houndstooth bed sheets, and beat their sisters(or wives, the distinction isn't always necessary there).
You have one of the best QB/Recieving corps in the SEC. And you're at home. Don't frick this up.
This post was edited on 10/15/15 at 10:43 am
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Posted on 10/15/15 at 10:43 am to Grovewater
quote:well a&m kinda hates the SEC. This is awkward
The SEC doesn't hate you
Posted on 10/15/15 at 10:44 am to Grovewater
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The SEC doesn't hate you
I was with you up to this. But I do hope they beat Bama.
Posted on 10/15/15 at 10:45 am to WestCoastAg
Somebody from MS making fun of Alabama 
Like in a recent episode of Family Fued:
Name a place you would go and wouldn't tell anybody..
Mississippi
Like in a recent episode of Family Fued:
Name a place you would go and wouldn't tell anybody..
Mississippi
Posted on 10/15/15 at 10:45 am to WestCoastAg
Ole Miss now speaks for the SEC.....how cute.
Posted on 10/15/15 at 10:46 am to Grovewater
Dear texass whorn fan who calls himself Grovewater
Why are you here on an sec board again?
Why are you here on an sec board again?
Posted on 10/15/15 at 10:46 am to Roses of Crimson
Oh don't get me wrong, we're stupid and fat, but we don't frick our sisters and define our lives solely by the actions of kids who cannot legally purchase a beer either.
This post was edited on 10/15/15 at 10:47 am
Posted on 10/15/15 at 10:47 am to Grovewater
Dear Rebels,
Aggies don't hate you; they don't think about you.
I won't plead with your team to win any of its games--we'll take care of business ourselves.
Best of luck against Memphis.
Aggies don't hate you; they don't think about you.
I won't plead with your team to win any of its games--we'll take care of business ourselves.
Best of luck against Memphis.
Posted on 10/15/15 at 10:47 am to Grovewater
Aggy will win this game.
tRant will still hate Aggy.
tRant will still hate Aggy.
Posted on 10/15/15 at 10:50 am to Grovewater
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Grovewater
Still melting after a win against us, huh? Pathetic and weird.
Posted on 10/15/15 at 10:54 am to Grovewater
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Oh don't get me wrong, we're stupid and fat, but we don't frick our sisters and define our lives solely by the actions of kids who cannot legally purchase a beer either.
Which is weird then that you act so damn emotional on this board concerning football and the Alabama fanbase.
Get off of our nuts, brah.
Posted on 10/15/15 at 10:55 am to Grovewater
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Please beat Bama.......it's really not that hard (although we gave up a 20 point lead and only won by 6 and they had 29 first downs and 215 yds rushing). Nothing about their team besides LB's and DL is all that great, ( and when you get 5 turnovers it helps too because we almost STILL lost)and their Secondary is baby shite soft. ( Well, except for 20% of our passing yds came off a ball bouncing off a helmet)
....and you need to gods on your side.
Posted on 10/15/15 at 10:56 am to Grovewater
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Oklahoma or Texas
No, just NO
Posted on 10/15/15 at 10:58 am to WestCoastAg
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well a&m kinda hates the SEC. This is awkward
Understandable. If you would have stayed your arse over there you might be successful against your big brother. Here youre just a whipping boy for your adopted family
Posted on 10/15/15 at 10:58 am to Grovewater
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Please beat Bama.......it's really not that hard.
cuz if ole Mrs can do it anyone can do it?
Posted on 10/15/15 at 10:59 am to FelicianaTigerfan
Well that and the fact that it's kinda weird associating with schools that are, how do I say it, special
Posted on 10/15/15 at 11:01 am to Grovewater
Shut the frick up
Posted on 10/15/15 at 11:01 am to Notherdamnhog
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Ole Miss now speaks for the SEC.....how cute
Says arky fan.
Posted on 10/15/15 at 11:02 am to Grovewater
You should be more concerned about Memphis.
I know the rant likes to tell how much we haven't accomplished, but even so, Ole Miss is right next to the bottom in the list of teams in the SEC who shouldn't be talking shite.
I know the rant likes to tell how much we haven't accomplished, but even so, Ole Miss is right next to the bottom in the list of teams in the SEC who shouldn't be talking shite.
Posted on 10/15/15 at 11:04 am to Grovewater
Shouldn't you be busy taking the ACT for one of your current commits?
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