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Dave Rader to AU?
Posted on 10/14/12 at 5:20 pm
Posted on 10/14/12 at 5:20 pm
Are there any legs to the rumor that Dave Rader will be Chizik's successor? That floors me. Or is he just going to be brought in to give their offense a spark? Could work, I guess. 
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Posted on 10/14/12 at 5:21 pm to JumboFisher
why are you junking up the board?
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Posted on 10/14/12 at 5:22 pm to JumboFisher
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Or is he just going to be brought in to give their offense a spark?
What spark could he bring? The guy is terrible.
Posted on 10/14/12 at 5:25 pm to diddydirtyAubie
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diddydirtyAubie
quote:That is very dirty of you
Posted on 10/14/12 at 5:35 pm to JumboFisher
We can certainly attest to the fact that Dave Rader is an offensive mastermind feared by defenses everywhere.
Posted on 10/14/12 at 5:48 pm to sawfiddle
For the record, Mike Shula was the play caller while Dave Rader was at Bama. Rader just sat in the box and ate popcorn.
Posted on 10/14/12 at 5:50 pm to JumboFisher
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Posted on 10/14/12 at 5:51 pm to JDM1992
That dude at Iowa State is doing a hell of a job....
Posted on 10/14/12 at 5:53 pm to harmonics
Please let this be true 
Posted on 10/14/12 at 5:59 pm to labamafan
I wonder if auburn would hire malzahn?
For the aubs in this thread, would you rather Gus or Kirby?
For the aubs in this thread, would you rather Gus or Kirby?
Posted on 10/14/12 at 6:01 pm to Riseupfromtherubble
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Posted on 10/14/12 at 6:02 pm to Riseupfromtherubble
If Auburn hires another herp derp it'll take them a long time to recover.
Posted on 10/14/12 at 6:06 pm to Mobtro
I read this joke, and knew there had to be an auburn coach change joke in there somewhere. Just too lazy to change out the names.
An elderly Jewish gentleman marries a much younger woman. No matter what the husband does sexually, the woman never achieves orgasm. Since a Jewish wife is entitled to sexual pleasure, they decide to ask the rabbi.
The rabbi listens to their story, strokes his beard, and makes the following suggestion: "Hire a strapping young man. While the two of you are making love, have the young man wave a towel over you. That will help the wife fantasize and should bring on an orgasm."
They go home and follow the rabbi's advice. They hire a handsome young man and he waves a towel over them as they make love. It doesn't help and she is still unsatisfied. Perplexed, they go back to the rabbi.
"Okay," he says to the husband. "Let's try the reverse. Have the young man make love to your wife and you wave the towel over them."
Once again, they follow the rabbi's advice. They go home and hire the strapping young man. The young man gets into bed with the wife and the husband waves the towel. The young man goes at it with great enthusiasm and the wife soon has an enormous, room-shaking, ear-splitting, screaming orgasm.
The husband smiles, looks at the young man and says to him triumphantly: "You see, you young schmuck? THAT'S how you wave a towel!"
An elderly Jewish gentleman marries a much younger woman. No matter what the husband does sexually, the woman never achieves orgasm. Since a Jewish wife is entitled to sexual pleasure, they decide to ask the rabbi.
The rabbi listens to their story, strokes his beard, and makes the following suggestion: "Hire a strapping young man. While the two of you are making love, have the young man wave a towel over you. That will help the wife fantasize and should bring on an orgasm."
They go home and follow the rabbi's advice. They hire a handsome young man and he waves a towel over them as they make love. It doesn't help and she is still unsatisfied. Perplexed, they go back to the rabbi.
"Okay," he says to the husband. "Let's try the reverse. Have the young man make love to your wife and you wave the towel over them."
Once again, they follow the rabbi's advice. They go home and hire the strapping young man. The young man gets into bed with the wife and the husband waves the towel. The young man goes at it with great enthusiasm and the wife soon has an enormous, room-shaking, ear-splitting, screaming orgasm.
The husband smiles, looks at the young man and says to him triumphantly: "You see, you young schmuck? THAT'S how you wave a towel!"
Posted on 10/14/12 at 6:08 pm to labamafan
Does Darby have any eligibility left?
Posted on 10/14/12 at 6:09 pm to Kevua
Solid hire if true
Posted on 10/14/12 at 6:10 pm to RunningBlake
Hasn't Auburn suffered enough without the threat of Dave Rader being put on them?
Posted on 10/14/12 at 6:11 pm to SoFla Tideroller
Rader will only be successful if he can get a Spencer Pennington type qb to run his system.
Posted on 10/14/12 at 6:15 pm to JDM1992
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Auburn needs to go back to the Tuberville style if they want to be successful
Tuberville was successful because Bama hired Mike Price, Franny, and Mike Shula. Tubby is a mediocre coach who every once in a while beats a top rated team. He will never dominate in a good conference.
Posted on 10/14/12 at 6:32 pm to harmonics
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That dude at Iowa State is doing a hell of a job....
If you're referring to Paul Rhodes (sp) then I agree
Posted on 10/14/12 at 6:35 pm to plazadweller
Yep.
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