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re: Congrats to LSU on the win tonight
Posted on 4/28/17 at 9:40 pm to SavageOrangeJug
Posted on 4/28/17 at 9:40 pm to SavageOrangeJug
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Mom says you're tiny even by Bammer standards.
She recommends a new screen name for you.
Micro323 would be more appropriate she says.
Never said that she thought it wasn't small. I said that she liked it.
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Posted on 4/28/17 at 9:43 pm to Swm323
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Never said that she thought it wasn't small. I said that she liked it.
No, you misunderstood.
She said she liked men. You're an inch from being a full blown bitch.
Now give us a big WHOA TIED!!
Posted on 4/28/17 at 9:49 pm to SavageOrangeJug
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She said she liked men. You're an inch from being a full blown bitch
I know that she likes men. There were a lot of them in the room with her. She's a tough old bird.
Posted on 4/28/17 at 9:52 pm to Swm323
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I know that she likes men. There were a lot of them in the room with her.
I heard it bothered you that you were there but weren't considered one of the "men".
So you threw on your Walmart t-shirt and made a "BY GAWD ALABAMMERBUBBA" thread in the Rant.
Posted on 4/28/17 at 9:59 pm to SavageOrangeJug
you need to just go to bed,Jug. You've lost your cool....you've been rustled! 
Posted on 4/28/17 at 10:04 pm to SavageOrangeJug
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I heard it bothered you that you were there but weren't considered one of the "men"
I knew when I walked in and saw Alabama's starting defensive line that I wouldn't be considered "one of the men". But nevertheless, she persisted
Posted on 4/28/17 at 10:08 pm to Swm323
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Swm323
Tell us your connection to Alabama.
A) You are a graduate of UA
B) You are a donor and season ticket holder
C) You bought a hat and t-shirt at Walmart
Be honest...
Posted on 4/28/17 at 10:14 pm to SavageOrangeJug
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Tell us your connection to Alabama.
A) You are a graduate of UA
B) You are a donor and season ticket holder
C) You bought a hat and t-shirt at Walmart
Be honest...
Grew up in Dothan in a very pro-Alabama family. Attend as many ballgames as I can get to. I did not go to school there because I moved to Florida during middle school. I do have an Alabama hat from Wal-Mart that I bought for $5. Perfect for when I mow my lawn.
And I shared your mom with Alabama's starting defensive line.
This post was edited on 4/28/17 at 10:16 pm
Posted on 4/28/17 at 10:18 pm to Swm323
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Swm323
blah, blah, blah
C) You bought a hat and t-shirt at Walmart
'nuff said. fricking sidewalk fan.
Posted on 4/28/17 at 10:24 pm to SavageOrangeJug
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nuff said. fricking sidewalk fan.
Proudly. I chose to root for Alabama as a child and have stuck with them through the good times and bad. A degree from there would not make me a "better" fan.
Just like your mom getting "gaped" by Alabama's starting defensive line doesn't make her a "better" woman.
Posted on 4/28/17 at 10:30 pm to Swm323
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Swm323
What a little punk bitch. All you have are middle school mom jokes and a football team you have NO CONNECTION to.
You are on the band wagon because you have nothing in your life. You're a zero. A nobody.
You are truly a pathetic motherfricker. In here with all your "ROW TARD" bullshite and all you do is watch them on TV.
Posted on 4/28/17 at 10:37 pm to SavageOrangeJug
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What a little punk bitch. All you have are middle school mom jokes and a football team you have NO CONNECTION to.
You are on the band wagon because you have nothing in your life. You're a zero. A nobody.
You are truly a pathetic motherfricker. In here with all your "ROW TARD" bullshite and all you do is watch them on TV.
That is a lot of ugliness you just typed. I abhor ugliness. I don't know if we can still be friends. That's what hurts the most. Your opinion of me and of my fanhood is what kept me waking up in the mornings. Now that I know that SavageOrangeJug disapproves of my fandom.....I'm not sure I can stand it.
One thing I am sure of is that your mom finished off the Alabama starting defensive line at the same time and she looked like the Ghostbuster after the ghost slimed him.
This post was edited on 4/28/17 at 10:38 pm
Posted on 4/28/17 at 10:43 pm to Swm323
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Swm323
More mom jokes? Grow the frick up, boy.
Keep hanging on the coattails of a school you saw on TV. You obviously have no accomplishments of your own.
Here, loser. Go get you some new gear.
Posted on 4/28/17 at 10:48 pm to SavageOrangeJug
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More mom jokes? Grow the frick up, boy.
Keep hanging on the coattails of a school you saw on TV. You obviously have no accomplishments of your own.
I guess we both have our own "comfort" subjects we like to bring up. You have the subject of my lack of an Alabama diploma and I have the subject of how the Alabama starting defensive line was like the Israelites and your mom was the Red Sea. Except when they were finished she couldn't close her legs back together.
This post was edited on 4/28/17 at 10:50 pm
Posted on 4/28/17 at 10:51 pm to Swm323
He doesn't have a diploma from Tennessee, so he just needs to stfu.
He's just mad they can't beat Bama in anything. Envy causes asshurt.
He's just mad they can't beat Bama in anything. Envy causes asshurt.
Posted on 4/28/17 at 10:51 pm to SavageOrangeJug
At big river, meet me
Posted on 4/28/17 at 10:52 pm to Swm323
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Swm323
How old are you, mom joke? About 15?
A sidewalk loser.
Posted on 4/28/17 at 10:53 pm to TT9
They can't even beat Kevin Sumlin lol
Posted on 4/28/17 at 10:54 pm to TT9
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At big river, meet me
Big River is closed now, you idiot.
You really want to meet? OH PLEASE...say yes.
World Star video here I come.
Posted on 4/28/17 at 10:55 pm to texag7
quote:they're bankrupt, thus the Dooley and Jones hires.
They can't even beat Kevin Sumlin lol
They're the SEC punching bags.
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