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College basketball "bench warmers" have it made
Posted on 11/17/15 at 4:46 pm
Posted on 11/17/15 at 4:46 pm
I wish I could go back in time and simply be a bench warmer on the college basketball team.
Bench warmers get to watch every game from the sideline, travel the country, visit awesome basketball venues, and don't have to be concerned with the pressure of performing or screwing up.
Bench warmers get to legitimately brag that they're on the basketball team.
Bench warmers get to attend all basketball/football team parties and nail all the athlete groupies (including possibly a few cheerleaders and dancers).
If you're a basketball fan with enough talent to make the team as a bench warmer...that would be an awesome college experience.
I refuse to make fun of bench warmers like this kid:
He's gonna be nailin athletic bitches left and right. He's gonna be having the time of his life.
Here's to you, Bench Warmer Guy.
Bench warmers get to watch every game from the sideline, travel the country, visit awesome basketball venues, and don't have to be concerned with the pressure of performing or screwing up.
Bench warmers get to legitimately brag that they're on the basketball team.
Bench warmers get to attend all basketball/football team parties and nail all the athlete groupies (including possibly a few cheerleaders and dancers).
If you're a basketball fan with enough talent to make the team as a bench warmer...that would be an awesome college experience.
I refuse to make fun of bench warmers like this kid:
He's gonna be nailin athletic bitches left and right. He's gonna be having the time of his life.
Here's to you, Bench Warmer Guy.
This post was edited on 11/17/15 at 5:02 pm
Posted on 11/17/15 at 4:47 pm to mizzoukills
It's always the big time donors grandsons on the end of the bench
Posted on 11/17/15 at 4:47 pm to mizzoukills
WTF KILLS YOU STOLE MY PICTURE
Posted on 11/17/15 at 4:48 pm to SummerOfGeorge
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WTF KILLS YOU STOLE MY PICTURE
You didn't need it anyhow
Posted on 11/17/15 at 4:49 pm to mizzoukills
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You didn't need it anyhow
DAMN IT KILLS NOW I NEED A SAFE SPACE
Posted on 11/17/15 at 4:52 pm to SummerOfGeorge
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DAMN IT KILLS NOW I NEED A SAFE SPACE
The 2014 Allstate Sugar Bowl is your safest zone
Posted on 11/17/15 at 4:54 pm to mizzoukills
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The 2014 Allstate Sugar Bowl is your safest zone
Posted on 11/17/15 at 4:56 pm to SummerOfGeorge
He should've been convicted of attempted murder on that play. No joke. I'm serious.
Posted on 11/17/15 at 4:58 pm to mizzoukills
quote:No it is not. Frick the Sugar Bowl to hell I say
The 2014 Allstate Sugar Bowl is your safest zone
Posted on 11/17/15 at 4:59 pm to mizzoukills
Since when are we calling them seat warmers instead of bench warmers? fricking Yankee.
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