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Colin Cowherd with a hilarious Forest Gump - Alabama skit

Posted on 12/2/15 at 5:40 pm
Posted by SummerOfGeorge
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Posted on 12/2/15 at 5:40 pm
OMFG COLIN KILT IT

Forest Gump calls in to Cowherd



This on the heels of "redneck Southern AD skits"

Colin as Southern ADs

Lawdy he must be doing bad in ratings.
Posted by Gradual_Stroke
Bee Cave, TX
Member since Oct 2012
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Posted on 12/2/15 at 5:41 pm to
Let's face it, the man is a comedy genius. I don't know how he thinks of these things.
Posted by SummerOfGeorge
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Posted on 12/2/15 at 5:41 pm to
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Let's face it, the man is a comedy genius. I don't know how he thinks of these things.


DID YOU GET IT? FOREST GUMP, ALABAMA, STUPID, CRAZY. DAYM.
Posted by Bham Bammer
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Posted on 12/2/15 at 5:42 pm to
He talked crap about being on ESPNU, but at least then he was relevant. Nobody cares anymore. At least he got paid.
Posted by Gradual_Stroke
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Posted on 12/2/15 at 5:43 pm to
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DID YOU GET IT? FOREST GUMP, ALABAMA, STUPID, CRAZY. DAYM.




It's like he is a comedy God. Seriously should consider open mics with gold this good. He'd kill at the Apollo
Posted by TangipahoaTiger
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Posted on 12/2/15 at 5:47 pm to
Who ?
Posted by Jyrdis
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Posted on 12/2/15 at 5:49 pm to
Nothing funny at all about Cowherd. I don't care who's fan base he's picking on.
Posted by thatdude1985
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Member since Oct 2011
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Posted on 12/2/15 at 5:51 pm to
god he's insufferable.
Posted by SummerOfGeorge
Member since Jul 2013
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Posted on 12/2/15 at 5:52 pm to
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god he's insufferable.


His point yesterday on why Alabama is #5 is literally because it would be a pick um in Vegas between them and Ohio State and something about us not having an NFL QB. It was quite literally the most rambling and twisted logical argument I have ever heard on a sports show, and that is saying something.

We are #1 in the Vegas Poll and we have won 3 MNC without his definition of an "NFL QB". It literally made no sense.
This post was edited on 12/2/15 at 5:53 pm
Posted by KCT
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Posted on 12/2/15 at 5:53 pm to
At least the idiot finally learned that he can stay on the air as long as he makes fun of White people instead of Dominicans.
Posted by TheDarrell McSteal
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Posted on 12/2/15 at 5:53 pm to
Well, even the smartest Alabama fans are mildly retarded so...
Posted by Rebel Land Shark
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Posted on 12/2/15 at 5:55 pm to
Colin Cowherd has become worse than Finebaum
Posted by TangipahoaTiger
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Posted on 12/2/15 at 5:55 pm to
OH yeah, its the little wanker that had the stupid shite commercial on ESPN that one time. He has a show ?????
Posted by DownSouthJukin
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Posted on 12/2/15 at 5:57 pm to
The only good thing about Colin Cowherd's show?

This:

Posted by ceretonia
Dallas
Member since Nov 2014
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Posted on 12/2/15 at 6:19 pm to
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OH yeah, its the little wanker that had the stupid shite commercial on ESPN that one time. He has a show ?????

Yeah. He molested a family member, made fun of a dying kid, and made racist comments on air. Apparently fox sports was cool with that.
This post was edited on 12/2/15 at 6:20 pm
Posted by PepaSpray
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Posted on 12/2/15 at 6:28 pm to
So, a retarded Louisiana native writes a mediocre book that gets poorly represented in its meaning by Hollywood...

And you give a shite what a Colin Coward (autocorrect...left it.) has to say?
Posted by PepaSpray
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Posted on 12/2/15 at 6:29 pm to
And it's Forrest.

Twat.
Posted by CCTider
Member since Dec 2014
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Posted on 12/2/15 at 6:37 pm to
quote:

Well, even the smartest Alabama fans are mildly retarded so...


Well, in the Gifted program is part of special education, so you're partially correct.
Posted by AHM21
Member since Feb 2008
24469 posts
Posted on 12/2/15 at 6:44 pm to
Other than Clay Travis, all of the Fox Sports guys are taking the same "down with the SEC" approach. I'm shocked people don't realize how much of a business this really is.


Posted by Tammany Tom
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Posted on 12/2/15 at 7:09 pm to
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Lawdy he must be doing bad in ratings.


In comparison to a pair of other daily cable sports-talk simulcasts, THE HERD outpaced “The Dan LeBatard Show” on ESPNU by +87% (3.1 million viewers) and “The Dan Patrick Show” on NBCSN by +57% (3.7 million viewers). Under the same context year-over-year, THE HERD is up +32% vs. “The Mike Francesa Show” on FS1 and FS2 between Sept.-Oct. 2014 (5.8 million vs. 4.4 million).

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He talked crap about being on ESPNU, but at least then he was relevant.


Last week: Colin Cowherd averaged 82,000 viewers on FS1 on Tuesday and 58,000 on Wednesday.

Viewership averages for “The Herd” on ESPNU

June 22-26: 32,000
June 29-July 3: 42,000
July 6-10: 43,000
July 13-17: 35,000
July 20-24: 45,000
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