Coach Bam and Coach Pelini

Boy they screwed the pooch for the Saban coaching tree. everyone knows all great coaches have a tree--e.g., saban is a branch of the Belichick tree, who is a branch of the parcells tree, who is a branch of the Shula (Don, not Mike, to the Bama-tards) tree, etc.

Sure there is Jimbo, but I think historians will consider him a branch of the Miles tree...unless the NCAA sanctions hit him and he is a poisoned root (that gump would know about poisoned tree roots)

so maybe McElwang will do the trick. time shall tell.