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Checking in at Auburn, AL
Posted on 3/28/16 at 4:20 pm
Posted on 3/28/16 at 4:20 pm
Taking my monthly shite in Auburn right now. Anyone else have traditions they would like to share?
TLDR: Screw you MsGarrison
TLDR: Screw you MsGarrison
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Posted on 3/28/16 at 4:22 pm to geauxnavybeatbama
My shite is too good for that cespool.
Posted on 3/28/16 at 4:24 pm to thefloydian
Damn shame auburn hasn't had anything to celebrate lately. Could use some toilet paper.
Posted on 3/28/16 at 4:24 pm to geauxnavybeatbama
Seems like a waste of time and money to drive that far just to take a dump. To each his own 
Posted on 3/28/16 at 4:25 pm to geauxnavybeatbama
Our women's sports are doing well... so there's that.
Posted on 3/28/16 at 4:26 pm to geauxnavybeatbama
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Anyone else have traditions they would like to share?
Not stepping foot in Auburn.
Posted on 3/28/16 at 4:27 pm to thefloydian
quote:All the sewage lines in Alabama run back to Tuscaloosa anyways. It's what funds Bama football.
My shite is too good for that cespool.
Posted on 3/28/16 at 4:48 pm to geauxnavybeatbama
I prefer to head out to Western KY before basketball season begins and drop a deuce in the Ohio River. That way I avoid Kentucky while getting Missouri, Tennessee, Mississippi, Arkansas and Louisiana in one swoop, thereby maximizing the efficacy of said movement.
Posted on 3/28/16 at 4:52 pm to geauxnavybeatbama
I don't have to travel east. Y'all not having the privilege of living in Texas is punishment enough.
Posted on 3/28/16 at 4:53 pm to geauxnavybeatbama
quote:Exlax!
my monthly shite
Posted on 3/28/16 at 5:23 pm to thefloydian
So that is what we smell when we are in Tuscaloosa.
Posted on 3/28/16 at 5:30 pm to yellowhammer2098
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Not stepping foot in Auburn.
Some of you guys take this shite way too seriously.
Posted on 3/28/16 at 5:31 pm to geauxnavybeatbama
Poisoning their trees
Posted on 3/28/16 at 5:33 pm to Rabern57
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All the sewage lines in Alabama run back to Tuscaloosa anyways. It's what funds Bama football.
So you're saying me shitting in Auburn would make the football program better?
This post was edited on 3/28/16 at 5:34 pm
Posted on 3/28/16 at 5:39 pm to Rabern57
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All the sewage lines in Alabama run back to Tuscaloosa anyways. It's what funds Bama football.
yep, so like the sign says "flush twice, it's a long way to Tuscaloosa"
Posted on 3/28/16 at 5:47 pm to Aggie Fishfinder
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Y'all not having the privilege of living in Texas is punishment enough.
You think living in America's butthole is a privilege?
Posted on 3/28/16 at 5:56 pm to Aggie Fishfinder
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Y'all not having the privilege of living in Texas is punishment enough.
I've always felt this is some form of denial. Sure, there are some cool spots in TX, but for the most part, TX is very meh and ordinary - well other than an above average delusional populous.
Posted on 3/28/16 at 6:02 pm to geauxnavybeatbama
Took a shite in Auburn once. Think it's still sitting there.
Posted on 3/28/16 at 6:58 pm to Gary Busey
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ook a shite in Auburn once. Think it's still sitting there.
No he got paroled in 2014. I'm sure you have a lot more left in you>
This post was edited on 3/28/16 at 7:00 pm
Posted on 3/28/16 at 7:07 pm to AA7
Equestrian just won the sec championship, sorry for partying.
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