Can we all agree that if Freeze weren't so weird looking, he wouldn't need escorts?

When you are out on the road, nobody knows you and don't care how rich you are. In Oxford he could have any hairdresser he wanted...

There has got to be some funny arse pictures from when he was younger. I'm sure he was the fricking loser at the bar annoying this shite out of chicks.

Photos of the couple out to dinner:

This dude failed on so many levels.

1. He's married, she should've been draining him before he left on recruiting trips.

2. If she wasn't putting out, there are tons of thirsty college girls that are after money and status that could've been his side piece on the dl.

3. Since escorts were his thing, he should've had someone he trusted buy a prepaid Walmart phone to use as a burner.

I don't think looks had anything to do with it. He was rich, powerful and didn't look like the elephant man. That's what attracts women. He should've been drowning in thirsty co-eds that would keep his secret if he was their sugar daddy. I guess escorts were the easy route in his mind.

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Hell Dubose, Sanderson and Price got laid, so looks have nothing to do with it.

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I know you're trolling, but you're not wrong. Not even a little wrong. Have an upvote.