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Blind Résumé Comparison

Posted on 7/19/15 at 3:39 pm
Posted by Porker Face
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Posted on 7/19/15 at 3:39 pm
To the distinguished and discerning college football aficionados, I would like to draw your attention to an interesting thought experiment.

Below is a blind résumé comparison between two similar teams in similar situations. Since, according to many on this board, football started very very recently, so we shall confine this case study to the 2014 season. Please evaluate the teams' 2014 season, and provide projections or insights into the 2015 season, if possible. They are in the same region of the country, to factor in recruiting.

Please note, this thread is entirely voluntary. No one is being coerced into participating in this purely academic debate among scholars.



Résumé 1
Overall Record: 9-4

Coach: 7th year
OC: 3rd year
DC: 3rd year

Regular season record vs top 10 teams: 0-1
Regular season record vs top 25 teams: 0-2

Final standing in conference: 5th

Gave vs. conference champ: DNP
Game vs. runner up: L
Game vs. 3rd place: L
Game vs. 4th place: L

Lost bowl game



Résumé 2
Overall Record: 11-3

Coach: 14th year
OC: 2nd year
DC: 6th year

Regular season record vs top 10 teams: 0-1
Regular season record vs top 25 teams: 1-2

Final standing in conference: 4th

Gave vs. conference champ: L
Game vs. runner up: L
Game vs. 3rd place: L
Game vs. 4th place: DNP

Won bowl game




Feel free to comment on any similarities or differences between the resumes. I think they are fairly comparable TBH. Not much was accomplished by either team, and the future looks about the same for both programs.
Posted by Lakeboy7
New Orleans
Member since Jul 2011
23965 posts
Posted on 7/19/15 at 3:40 pm to
Bert ate both Resumes
Posted by the808bass
The Lou
Member since Oct 2012
111486 posts
Posted on 7/19/15 at 3:41 pm to
Arky fan
DR

Porker Thread
DV
Posted by kilo
Member since Oct 2011
27419 posts
Posted on 7/19/15 at 3:45 pm to
quote:

Arky fan
DR

Porker Thread
DV
Posted by Porker Face
Midnight
Member since Feb 2012
15308 posts
Posted on 7/19/15 at 3:46 pm to
quote:

the808bass


maybe a little more accurately:

quote:

Arky fan
must click

Porker Thread
must post


:bertsessed:
Posted by TheCheshireHog
Cashew Chicken Country
Member since Oct 2010
40851 posts
Posted on 7/19/15 at 3:47 pm to
quote:

Arky fan DR Porker Thread DV


But he still got you to click on the thread and make a post. Well thought out response on your part.
Posted by chilge1
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2009
12137 posts
Posted on 7/19/15 at 3:52 pm to
Team with 10 regular season wins, conference championship appearance, and bowl win > team with 9 regular season wins and bowl loss.
Posted by lefty08
Not in Auburn or Louisiana
Member since Aug 2014
5563 posts
Posted on 7/19/15 at 4:16 pm to
quote:

conference championship appearance



what are you looking at?
Posted by Porker Face
Midnight
Member since Feb 2012
15308 posts
Posted on 7/19/15 at 4:27 pm to
I have no idea why people are adding things to my hypothetical situation
Posted by 167back
Dos Gris
Member since Jun 2012
4694 posts
Posted on 7/19/15 at 4:28 pm to
It only stands to reason that if team #2 played 14 games they played in CCG.
Posted by Mizz-SEC
Inbred Huntin' In The SEC
Member since Jun 2013
19229 posts
Posted on 7/19/15 at 4:55 pm to
quote:

Arky fan
DR

Porker Thread
DV


I dunno. I like Porker's unhealthy obsession with Missouri.

Maybe he saw me on TV. I was doing some late game field maintenance dressed in black.





Posted by Porker Face
Midnight
Member since Feb 2012
15308 posts
Posted on 7/19/15 at 5:04 pm to
quote:

Missouri


???

This is a blind resume comparison. Please quit projecting your shitsquad onto my anonymous teams
Posted by I Ham That I Ham
Oh Lord, it's hard to be humble
Member since Jan 2012
10773 posts
Posted on 7/19/15 at 5:24 pm to
Thank you for bringing interesting, thoughtful threads here once again
Posted by GeauxToBed
Covington, LA
Member since Mar 2015
6113 posts
Posted on 7/19/15 at 5:30 pm to
What is the point of this thread?
Posted by lefty08
Not in Auburn or Louisiana
Member since Aug 2014
5563 posts
Posted on 7/19/15 at 5:31 pm to
Had to have a hog fan start a thread so you would have somewhere to post
Posted by GeauxToBed
Covington, LA
Member since Mar 2015
6113 posts
Posted on 7/19/15 at 5:31 pm to
That's not what I asked.
Posted by Porker Face
Midnight
Member since Feb 2012
15308 posts
Posted on 7/19/15 at 5:31 pm to
Just to discuss these teams and what they accomplished, if anything
Posted by CtotheVrzrbck
WeWaCo
Member since Dec 2007
37538 posts
Posted on 7/19/15 at 6:20 pm to


Damn Mizzou control yourself when you win the Super Bowl.
This post was edited on 7/19/15 at 6:21 pm
Posted by Irons Puppet
Birmingham
Member since Jun 2009
25901 posts
Posted on 7/19/15 at 6:52 pm to
Bert's resume means nothing. The Big 10 sucked through most of his successful years.
Posted by Porker Face
Midnight
Member since Feb 2012
15308 posts
Posted on 7/19/15 at 8:16 pm to
Pretty sad no one could even take a stab at the real life basis of the teams

Maybe the intellectuals aren't as bright as I thought
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