Biggest Cupcake on Bama's and LSU's Schedules...

AGGY!!!


We have 3 losses in us, minimum and it starts with Alabama abusing the frick out of us with the running game.

We haven't played a team with a pulse yet.

UCLA was criminally overrated preseason. Felonious overrated. That team had no business in the top 25. They got beat at home by a Stanford team that is still scraping both Washington school's semen out of their assholes, and have gone on to get a righteous beatdown by an Arizona State team that got a prison raped by unranked USC. Dog shite is an insulting description to dog shite.

PVAMU? Not even gonna. Half our stats on both sides of the ball are WAY overblown by this abomination of an aberration.

Auburn is a team that has lost to the only ranked teams it faced. Other than a blown-call win over the worst LSU team in a generation, Auburn has played nobody worth a shite but Clemson. I have no idea how this team creeped its way back into the top 25.

Arkansas was the unfortunate recipient of a string of shitty play calling. The game would have been all Arky had they made 3 different play selections on the goal line. They dominated ever aspect of the game against Aggy, but when facing Bama, got cornholed all up and down the field. Another team that has not fricking business in the top 25.

USCe is shite from dung beetles munching on shite from horse-shite-feed donkeys. Just pathetic.

Tennessee is a slightly less pathetic version of Aggy. If there ever was an overrated team to compare with the overratedness of overrated Aggy, it's Tennessee. This shitty, fricktard team should be 3-3 at best, but a string of improbable luck kept this pathetic pile of lama guts in the top 25, where it has never belonged. Despite this doodoo team stumbling through the game on bloody nubs left from blowing its own feet off with repeated shots in the feet, Aggy was so shitty that we let this team hang around and push the game into OT. A good team would have taken serious advantage of 7 turnovers, but not Aggy. Cut turnovers in half and Tennessee's shitty-arse, should-be-unranked team wins this game by 30 points, minimum.

It's a good thing we are getting this bye week to obnoxiously crow about our undefeated (yet shitty) team before it all comes crashing to Earth in a 800 kiloton mushroom cloud of failure in week 8, like always, and we crawl back to the unranked mediocrity we so rightly deserve and pathetically embrace.

I am shamelessly praying for a hurricane to blow into the gulf so that maybe we can do like LSU did, and chicken the frick out of this game against Alabama. It won't get any better than last week, and we all fricking know it.





I hate all of you and I hope you DIAF with objects lodged deep in your many orifices. I hate life.