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Biblically and Technically speaking...
Posted on 2/25/17 at 8:22 pm
Posted on 2/25/17 at 8:22 pm
Do not give dogs what is holy; do not throw your pearls before swine. If you do, they may trample them under their feet, and then turn and tear you to pieces.
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Posted on 2/25/17 at 8:23 pm to Razorback Reverend
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This post was edited on 4/28/17 at 2:56 am
Posted on 2/25/17 at 8:24 pm to Razorback Reverend
god isn't real
Posted on 2/25/17 at 8:29 pm to poncho villa
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god isn't real
So it isn't possible? Atheists amuse me as much as the super religious.
Posted on 2/25/17 at 8:30 pm to AUsteriskPride
Posted on 2/25/17 at 8:31 pm to pioneerbasketball
Pio bringing the chapter and verse
Posted on 2/25/17 at 8:33 pm to poncho villa
oh yeah?
Posted on 2/25/17 at 8:35 pm to Razorback Reverend
Solid and original. I like it
Posted on 2/25/17 at 8:35 pm to Harry Rex Vonner
God is a bronze age myth. He only exists in the minds of simpletons in the deep south.
Posted on 2/25/17 at 8:36 pm to poncho villa
My mom told me that bible quote when my gf got caught getting gang banged in high school
Posted on 2/25/17 at 8:38 pm to genuineLSUtiger
so stuff appeared out of nowhere, then exploded, and life invented itself
got it
got it
Posted on 2/25/17 at 8:38 pm to BowlJackson
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BowlJackson
Posted on 2/25/17 at 9:20 pm to Razorback Reverend
Bowl... 
Dude, C'mon Man!
Dude, C'mon Man!
Posted on 2/25/17 at 9:24 pm to AUsteriskPride
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So it isn't possible? Atheists amuse me as much as the super religious.
Exactly why I'm agnostic. I do however doubt seriously that if there is a "god", it is anything like any of the religions ideas of it.
Posted on 2/25/17 at 9:26 pm to AshLSU
I find it ironically funny how a thread, concerning Pearl getting T'd up while playing the hogs, relates to a bible verse. then it turns into a debate on religion.
Posted on 2/25/17 at 9:29 pm to Razorback Reverend
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Posted on 2/25/17 at 9:55 pm to Harry Rex Vonner
So god appeared out of nowhere? Got it
Posted on 2/25/17 at 9:59 pm to ArHog
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This post was edited on 4/28/17 at 2:48 am
Posted on 2/25/17 at 11:00 pm to Razorback Reverend
Good Lord, who cares what anyone believes about the existence or non-existence of God? The Bible unequivocally exists, and the verse being referenced exists (it was even part of a famous and possibly apocryphal exchange between Dorothy Parker and Clare Boothe Luce, where Clare supposedly stepped aside to allow Dorothy through a doorway, saying 'Age before beauty,' to which Dorothy replied 'Pearls before swine' before walking through the doorway.) The OP's joke remains comprehensible regardless of your theological tendencies.
I do suspect the OP has been anticipating this game for quite a while so he could use the joke.
I do suspect the OP has been anticipating this game for quite a while so he could use the joke.
This post was edited on 2/25/17 at 11:01 pm
Posted on 2/25/17 at 11:24 pm to Razorback Reverend
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I find it ironically funny how a thread, concerning Pearl getting T'd up while playing the hogs, relates to a bible verse. then it turns into a debate on religion.
Really? You haven't been around here much have you?
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