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Bert doesn't travel on the team bus?
Posted on 10/4/15 at 4:59 pm
Posted on 10/4/15 at 4:59 pm
I heard an internet rumor that Bert refuses to travel with the team and coaching staff on their buses and instead forced Jeff Long to buy him a special custom made van for his use as coach. And then in a bizarre show of ego, demanded his likeness be painted on all sides of the bus.
Sounds stupid and made up right? No way that could possibly be true right?
Well, seeing is believing.
Sounds stupid and made up right? No way that could possibly be true right?
Well, seeing is believing.
Posted on 10/4/15 at 5:01 pm to IAmReality
If you have to type up that much text just to setup your joke then you should realize it's not that good.
Posted on 10/4/15 at 5:01 pm to Foy
This could've been good fark material, but...
Posted on 10/4/15 at 5:01 pm to IAmReality
Bert has a Miami phone number?
Posted on 10/4/15 at 5:12 pm to IAmReality
Don't quit your day job to get into comedy
Posted on 10/4/15 at 5:14 pm to IAmReality
I like the "Bert is fat" joke as much as anyone, but this is bad. You should delete your account.
Posted on 10/4/15 at 5:17 pm to Henry Jones Jr
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Bert is the bus
I'm begging ya, log off now. You are in a bad place and just lashing out. You know you are one of the few non Arkansas posters I like. Just walk away.
Have some drinks. Look at Tupelo. Look at where you live. Realize your life has meaning.
Unless you live in Tupelo. In which case my bad.
Posted on 10/4/15 at 6:53 pm to IAmReality
Reality check not funny.
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