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"Bert" defined
Posted on 6/28/15 at 1:00 pm
Posted on 6/28/15 at 1:00 pm
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bert
A person who is sophisticated, extremely intelligent and exceedingly well-endowed. A person known as Bert is often the most respected or adored member of any group of people. To be called Bert is the utmost sign of respect: it signifies that the person being referred to has the ability to please and impress others on every possible level.
e.g. A woman sees a distinguished, attractive man at a party and says, "wow that guy is such a Bert"
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Bert is such a bert.
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Posted on 6/28/15 at 1:03 pm to Jon Ham
Would the average hog fan say a "Bert" is fappable? A general consensus would be informative.
Posted on 6/28/15 at 1:04 pm to Jon Ham
I like how that picture is taken from an angle looking down on Bert like a fat girls Facebook profile picture.
This post was edited on 6/28/15 at 1:05 pm
Posted on 6/28/15 at 1:39 pm to Jon Ham
Congrat's on the new laws. I know you will both be very happy.
Posted on 6/28/15 at 1:41 pm to Jon Ham
Terrible thread bonehead. Quit stinking up the rant bro.
Posted on 6/28/15 at 1:41 pm to Jon Ham
Bert defined is averaging 1 win a year versus the SEC. I wonder if he wants to go to the 9 game conference schedule. 
Posted on 6/28/15 at 1:44 pm to CrimsonChin
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Terrible thread bonehead. Quit stinking up the rant bro.
You kiss your mother with that mouth?
Posted on 6/28/15 at 1:56 pm to Jon Ham
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A woman sees a distinguished, attractive man at a party and says, "wow that guy is such a Bert"
Posted on 6/28/15 at 2:00 pm to Jon Ham
Posted on 6/28/15 at 2:02 pm to Jon Ham
Posted on 6/28/15 at 3:10 pm to Jon Ham
Posted on 6/28/15 at 3:12 pm to Jon Ham
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A person who is sophisticated, extremely intelligent and exceedingly well-endowed. A person known as Bert is often the most respected or adored member of any group of people. To be called Bert is the utmost sign of respect: it signifies that the person being referred to has the ability to please and impress others on every possible level.
I don't see anything in there about being fat.
Posted on 6/28/15 at 3:14 pm to ConwayGamecock
Al Bert
Posted on 6/28/15 at 3:18 pm to Jon Ham
If we're talking about Arky's head coach, then I think Definition No. 9 is more applicable:
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bert
(n) a vagina that posseses a foul, or "stanky," odor
Everyone on the elevator could smell the woman's bert.
This post was edited on 6/28/15 at 3:19 pm
Posted on 6/28/15 at 3:21 pm to Crow Pie
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Bert defined is averaging 1 win a year versus the SEC. I wonder if he wants to go to the 9 game conference schedule.
You know things are getting desperate for lsu's program when their fans have to stoop to dick riding Miss St in order to be able to talk shite about Arkansas.
Posted on 6/28/15 at 4:24 pm to Jon Ham
Posted on 6/28/15 at 5:17 pm to Jon Ham
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"Bert" defined
Posted on 6/28/15 at 5:36 pm to Jon Ham
From the same link
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TOP DEFINITION
Brent
A male who, at first glance, seems to be a douchebag, but upon further study will turn out to have a heart of gold.
That frat boy's actually pretty Brent. I mean, he hangs out with all of those assholes (Meaning Hog Fans), but he's a real sweetheart.
Posted on 6/28/15 at 5:46 pm to Jon Ham
Bert.
This post was edited on 6/28/15 at 5:47 pm
Posted on 6/28/15 at 5:52 pm to Jon Ham
Bert: a fat coach who is 2-14 (.125) in SEC play.
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