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Barry Odom isn't just a coach, he owns a record sized Heifer
Posted on 12/6/16 at 10:51 am
Posted on 12/6/16 at 10:51 am
Posted on 12/6/16 at 10:53 am to KrisJordan
I'm really afraid he may die on the sideline or on his wife one day. He's gotta weigh around 425 lbs. It may be the only way we ever beat him.
Posted on 12/6/16 at 10:53 am to KrisJordan
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he owns a record sized Heifer
"barrow" is the word you are looking for
Posted on 12/6/16 at 10:55 am to UnderCoverHog
If Jenn's tits were as big as Bert's, she'd be an OT 10.
Posted on 12/6/16 at 10:56 am to StarkRebel
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I'm really afraid he may die on the sideline or on his wife one day. He's gotta weigh around 425 lbs. It may be the only way we ever beat him.
I thank God he's not as excitable as Butch or Bert wouldn't make it through our opening game.
Posted on 12/6/16 at 10:58 am to KrisJordan
I honestly can't tell who's bigger...Charlie Weis or Bert. I think Mark Mangino was bigger than them all though.
Posted on 12/6/16 at 11:01 am to KrisJordan
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Barry Odom isn't just a coach, he owns a record sized Heifer
Congrats on his first non losing record.
Posted on 12/6/16 at 11:03 am to DiafGtfo
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I honestly can't tell who's bigger...Charlie Weis or Bert. I think Mark Mangino was bigger than them all though
Charlie has the best front butt tho.
This post was edited on 12/6/16 at 11:05 am
Posted on 12/6/16 at 11:06 am to TidalSurge1
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Charlie has the best front butt tho.
That is pretty much the gold standard for front butts I admit.
Posted on 12/6/16 at 11:06 am to DiafGtfo
quote:Ehh, Bert is solid weight. Weiss/Mangingo are flabby.
I honestly can't tell who's bigger...Charlie Weis or Bert. I think Mark Mangino was bigger than them all though.
Posted on 12/6/16 at 11:17 am to TidalSurge1
Dude ain't seen his diggler in ages
Posted on 12/6/16 at 11:20 am to UnderCoverHog
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I chuckled.
Me too, I thought it may be something mean about his wife or daughter, etc. (that said, I have no idea what they look like if they exist) but Bert was unexpected and he deserves any ire that comes his way right now.
Posted on 12/6/16 at 11:20 am to UnderCoverHog
doopity doop
This post was edited on 12/6/16 at 11:37 am
Posted on 12/6/16 at 11:23 am to DiafGtfo
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I think Mark Mangino was bigger than them all though.
Fattest coach ever?
Posted on 12/6/16 at 11:30 am to KrisJordan
I think Bert is fatter than Mangino now. He's lost a ton of weight since going to Youngstown State.
Posted on 12/6/16 at 11:35 am to SCLibertarian
Damn Mangino has lost some poundage. He looked like he had a tarp throw around him in that first pic.
Posted on 12/6/16 at 11:40 am to Kentucker
I wonder who is the fattest ranter of all time.
Posted on 12/6/16 at 11:42 am to StarkRebel
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He's gotta weigh around 425 lbs.
Won't be too long before he has his own episode of "My 600lb Life."
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