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Bama fan's tears tastier than Auburn fan's tears?

Posted on 11/14/14 at 9:42 pm
Posted by DakForHe15man
Member since Sep 2014
1519 posts
Posted on 11/14/14 at 9:42 pm
The Auburn tears were so sweet and so f'n good, some of the tastiest tears on earth. I was wondering, for those who have had a taste of Bama tears here in the last couple years, (Auburn, Ole Miss, Texas A&M, etc.) how tasty are they? How tasty would you rate the bama tears to the sweet auburn tears? The night we beat Auburn I could have stayed on here licking up sweet tasty Auburn tears all night.
Posted by PrivatePublic
Member since Nov 2012
17848 posts
Posted on 11/14/14 at 9:44 pm to
Anybody's tears are tasty when you've spent years swallowing your own.
Posted by trevo_410
Member since Jan 2012
863 posts
Posted on 11/14/14 at 9:44 pm to
i have a feeling tears dont come out of the penis.
Posted by ShakeyTurtle
Tensas Parish
Member since Jul 2011
753 posts
Posted on 11/14/14 at 9:45 pm to
Because you wouldn't know? That's why you're asking right?
Posted by Bear88
Member since Oct 2014
13172 posts
Posted on 11/14/14 at 9:45 pm to
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Good one!!
Posted by Stan Gable
Memphis
Member since Oct 2014
584 posts
Posted on 11/14/14 at 9:45 pm to
No one's tears are as delicious and rare as Alabama tears. Most people never get the satisfaction.
Posted by JCinBAMA
North of Huntsville
Member since Oct 2009
17584 posts
Posted on 11/14/14 at 9:45 pm to
Bama Fan's have water tanks full of MSU tears.

Posted by Old Sarge
Dean of Admissions, LSU
Member since Jan 2012
55217 posts
Posted on 11/14/14 at 9:54 pm to
To be truthful, I don't remember the Bama tears even though they weren't that long ago. We were just so shocked we dominated them, it was too unexpected.
Posted by ChexMix
Taste the Deliciousness
Member since Apr 2014
24768 posts
Posted on 11/14/14 at 9:56 pm to
Youve been tasting spunk all your life, tears must be a welcome change for you
Posted by ChiTownBammer
South Florida
Member since Aug 2014
1127 posts
Posted on 11/14/14 at 9:56 pm to
I've never seen such a proud post about licking up someone's bodily fluids. Must be an Aggie alter.
Posted by MrMojoRisin
Udûn
Member since May 2014
6971 posts
Posted on 11/14/14 at 9:58 pm to
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dominated


This post was edited on 11/14/14 at 9:59 pm
Posted by IAmReality
Member since Oct 2012
12229 posts
Posted on 11/14/14 at 10:01 pm to
I would tell MSU fans to act like they've been there before, but they haven't, so it wouldn't even make sense.
Posted by LSUNV
In the woods or on the water
Member since Feb 2011
22422 posts
Posted on 11/14/14 at 10:02 pm to
State gonna look like piss ball Pete with 20" of dangling meat went for the tip but got balls deep
This post was edited on 11/14/14 at 10:08 pm
Posted by Old Sarge
Dean of Admissions, LSU
Member since Jan 2012
55217 posts
Posted on 11/14/14 at 10:03 pm to
Please, it's been 2 years and you are still melting.....if not for a couple Hail Marys you lose that game by 17 or more. Almost making an amazing comeback doesn't mean what you think it means
Posted by Chronic
Member since Nov 2013
1096 posts
Posted on 11/14/14 at 10:05 pm to
Is tears some kind of weird euphemism for semen? Because I really get the feeling OP is gay.
Posted by BugaPainTrain7
Oxford, MS
Member since Nov 2014
11567 posts
Posted on 11/14/14 at 10:06 pm to
Screw your inbred state.
Posted by RockyMtnTigerWDE
War Damn Eagle Dad!
Member since Oct 2010
105377 posts
Posted on 11/14/14 at 10:10 pm to
I don't think that's tears you tasted from Auburn fans bruh. You may want to go and gargle with mouthwash though. Just saying...
Posted by DakForHe15man
Member since Sep 2014
1519 posts
Posted on 11/14/14 at 10:16 pm to
quote:

Screw your inbred state.


quote:

Location: Baton Fricking Rouge




Posted by thatdude1985
Oxford, AL
Member since Oct 2011
27038 posts
Posted on 11/14/14 at 10:21 pm to
that's probably your best post of all time........and it's a fricking gif.
This post was edited on 11/14/14 at 10:26 pm
Posted by Ted2010
Member since Oct 2010
38958 posts
Posted on 11/14/14 at 10:22 pm to
Son, you will be disappoint.
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