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Posted on 8/25/14 at 9:46 pm
Posted on 8/25/14 at 9:46 pm
The state house is a piece of shite compared to others. They haven't had a relevant team before 2009. They don't have a single professional sports team. The hens have a smaller stadium than their big brother Clemson. Their largest counties hold barely over 450 k people. It is illegal to give or receive a blow job in SC. USClite has an academic ranking of 112. And there f-ball team will suck. It's hate time with less than 70 hours till kickoff. So prepare thy anus hens, the aggies are goin in dry on thursday
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Posted on 8/25/14 at 9:48 pm to tamctshirt
Posted on 8/25/14 at 9:48 pm to tamctshirt
They have the blacks.
Posted on 8/25/14 at 9:48 pm to tamctshirt
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USClite has an academic ranking of 112
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there f-ball
You need to go ride your bike into your neighbors tailgate.
Posted on 8/25/14 at 9:48 pm to tamctshirt
I think these were funny in 2009. Maybe 2008. I forget.
Posted on 8/25/14 at 9:49 pm to tamctshirt
Texas shares 1250+ miles of border with Mexico.
/thread.
/thread.
Posted on 8/25/14 at 9:49 pm to Lonnie Utah
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Texas shares 1250+ miles of border with Mexico.
Posted on 8/25/14 at 9:51 pm to tamctshirt
Meh
Posted on 8/25/14 at 9:52 pm to tamctshirt
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It is illegal to give or receive a blow job in SC.
A lot of yell leaders getting arrested Thursday night..
Posted on 8/25/14 at 9:53 pm to scrooster
Hopefully this will ease your pain that SC in bringing on Thursday...
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Posted on 8/25/14 at 9:54 pm to tamctshirt
I don't have a dog in this fight but I'd rather live in South Carolina than Texas
Posted on 8/25/14 at 9:54 pm to TheRookbird
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It is illegal to give or receive a blow job in SC.
A lot of yell leaders getting arrested Thursday night..
That's some quality smack right there folks...
Posted on 8/25/14 at 9:55 pm to beaver
No doubt about it.
Posted on 8/25/14 at 9:55 pm to beaver
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I don't have a dog in this fight but I'd rather live in South Carolina than Texas
No you wouldn't. Texas doesn't have an income tax.
Posted on 8/25/14 at 9:56 pm to beaver
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but I'd rather live in South Carolina than Texas
Enjoy your blowjobless life beaver
Posted on 8/25/14 at 9:57 pm to tamctshirt
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illegal to give a blow job
So I'm guessing no A&M fans live there
Posted on 8/25/14 at 9:59 pm to dawgfan24348
Posted on 8/25/14 at 10:00 pm to dawgfan24348
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So I'm guessing no A&M fans live there
I'm sure there are some that just stick to anal.
Posted on 8/25/14 at 10:03 pm to Patton
Texas doesn't have Charleston
Posted on 8/25/14 at 10:10 pm to tamctshirt
What the frick did you just say about South Carolina, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the frick out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fricking words. You think you can get away with saying that shite to me over the Internet? Think again, fricker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fricking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable arse off the face of the continent, you little shite. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fricking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shite fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fricking dead, kiddo.
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