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re: Auburn University Graduate numbers vs Bama graduates.
Posted on 11/25/15 at 6:47 am to Gary Busey
Posted on 11/25/15 at 6:47 am to Gary Busey
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My friends, this is the false misguided perception AU fans try to convince everyone to achieve this false sense of superiority over everyone. Just like any smaller college built on trying to beat the bigger college in state, they claw and scratch at anything they can to gain some moral ground to seem superior. Its just that in Lee County, the delusion is amplified by at least 100. They want everyone to believe their grads got accepted into Harvard, but chose Auburn because in their own backward arse narcissistic mind, they are this tightly close family-oriented college that breaks triple figure grads on an annual basis. Somehow every other school in the nation, especially Alabama, has more sidewalk fans than they do. Yet, most walk around with t-shirts they have found come from either the yard sale near their trashy trailer homes their students stay in, and their graduate rings were bought at Toomers Drug store. They want the nation to believe that most their fans love Auburn, and most Bama fans only love Bama football, but cannot grasp the statistics that Bama fans support more sports, give the university more money than they do, and have better attendance than all sports than they do. They want you to believe that their fans have went to AU, andin actuality, anyone who has driven through Auburn, has automatically received an associates degree.
I know where Bama fans excel--Being long winded.
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Posted on 11/25/15 at 6:50 am to Tuscaloosa
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B.S. UA
M.S. UA
A.S.S UA
Posted on 11/25/15 at 6:54 am to DawgGone
I know a MSU fan isn't trying to talk shite, right?
Posted on 11/25/15 at 7:03 am to Mister Tee
I got my B.S. from Alabama, since it is apparently of some importance in this thread.
OP, I don't think you understand your own argument. Let me state it for you in two different ways to help you:
Version one:
"Auburn fans are all graduates who actually attended the school. We don't have t-shirt fans. We're a family." ::smug look by OP at this point::
Version two:
"No one cares about my team except those who have a direct commection to it. Objective observers choose other, better teams to pull for." ::smug look by OP at this point::
Do you see the problem?
OP, I don't think you understand your own argument. Let me state it for you in two different ways to help you:
Version one:
"Auburn fans are all graduates who actually attended the school. We don't have t-shirt fans. We're a family." ::smug look by OP at this point::
Version two:
"No one cares about my team except those who have a direct commection to it. Objective observers choose other, better teams to pull for." ::smug look by OP at this point::
Do you see the problem?
Posted on 11/25/15 at 7:05 am to LSUTigersVCURams
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Alabama is objectively a far superior institution of higher education than Aubarn.
lol yeah right
Posted on 11/25/15 at 7:11 am to DawgGone
Literally every year Auburn is down football wise something like this comes up. It's like they've given up all hope. No link or Stats to back up claims, let's just say stuff to make ourselves feel better. Last year Iron Bowl week was amazing on here you could feel the intensity...very great fanbases breaking the pregame with great analysis of each positions. Auburn seems like you guys have superior/inferior complex going on with these threads.
Posted on 11/25/15 at 7:11 am to Mister Tee
I know what you mean. Clemson has a lot of them, and even more so now that they're #1.
Posted on 11/25/15 at 7:13 am to SmokeTide
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Literally every year Auburn is down football wise something like this comes up. It's like they've given up all hope. No link or Stats to back up claims, let's just say stuff to make ourselves feel better. Last year Iron Bowl week was amazing on here you could feel the intensity...very great fanbases breaking the pregame with great analysis of each positions. Auburn seems like you guys have superior/inferior complex going on with these threads.
I agree with this...this thread is stupid. The difference in the two university is nill, but statistically Alabama is usually a few places higher on the charts with Auburn usually having a higher salary mean after graduation. It likes comparing a California Orange and a Florida Orange.
Posted on 11/25/15 at 7:16 am to Mister Tee
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Numbers don't lie. Jordan-Hare is absolutely FULL of our graduates each year.
You keep mentioning numbers and you even threw out your opinion of 75% of JH is AU graduates...BUT WHERE THE FRICK IS YOUR SOURCE? Is this a David Housel statistic? Maybe this is something Tubs used to say? Please back up your stats.
Also, DIAF.
Posted on 11/25/15 at 7:18 am to Mister Tee
You went to auburn, who cares... We will kick your arse this weekend, end your shitty season and go win another, yes another, national championship! Sucks to suck
Posted on 11/25/15 at 7:19 am to Kcoyote
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Also not once in this thread has anyone posted any factual evidence, and for that I am disappointed.
It's somewhat believable though. Who else would pull for that weak team? It goes with the territory.
Posted on 11/25/15 at 7:27 am to Mister Tee
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I truly cannot stand T-shirt fans
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Mister Tee
Seems legit
Posted on 11/25/15 at 7:39 am to Mister Tee
The auburn narrative always amazes me
Posted on 11/25/15 at 7:44 am to Mister Tee
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Numbers don't lie. Jordan-Hare is absolutely FULL of our graduates each year.
That's the sad part at least Alabama can blame their rejects on being sidewalk fans. Auburn actually has to claim theirs.
Posted on 11/25/15 at 7:50 am to Mister Tee
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Mister Tee
The entire premise and statement of the OP shows a lack of education on your part. You based your entire post on personal feelings with no credible sources cited. If this is indicative of an Auburn Man or an Auburn education then I understand how your athletes get rumored to being "pushed" through school with bogus classes.
Which sport did you play?
frick off trailer trash!
Posted on 11/25/15 at 7:53 am to Mister Tee
You are an elitist a-hole. I can't wait for Bama to skullfrick the Barn. Use your degree to wipe your tears. RTR.
Posted on 11/25/15 at 7:54 am to Mister Tee
You are an elitist a-hole. I can't wait for Bama to skullfrick the Barn. Use your degree to wipe your tears. RTR.
Posted on 11/25/15 at 7:55 am to Iron Lion
Hell yeah I double posted that shite!
Posted on 11/25/15 at 7:57 am to Iron Lion
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Hell yeah I double posted that shite!
You win the Internet. Now go frick your sister and celebrate.
Posted on 11/25/15 at 7:58 am to jangalang
Your sister has better pussy
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