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Auburn Opens 2016 Season 1-3
Posted on 4/22/16 at 1:06 am
Posted on 4/22/16 at 1:06 am
The Gus Bus has bald tires, an oil leak, and a Slip-N-Slide tranny. Clemson is pissed and they bust the Buses radiator on the first series and pound the Bus for 60 minutes with a sledge hammer. The Gus Bus will barely make it to the garage for repairs to get by Arky State but then the Aggies let the air out of the Buses tires and Gus can't find an air hose. The Bus is stuck on the side of the road as A&M slinks to a victory and Kevin Sumlin slips into an alcohol induced coma after the flight home to the Brazos. When LSU comes to town the Bus is already in the shop for a complete overhaul and ain't nothing Gus can do to get the Bus back on the road. The Bus gets crushed.
Auburn begins the Gus Bus final season 1-3.
Auburn begins the Gus Bus final season 1-3.
This post was edited on 4/22/16 at 1:08 am
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Posted on 4/22/16 at 1:08 am to 12thFairway
Stop saying bus
Posted on 4/22/16 at 1:09 am to 12thFairway
Translation:
Clemson - L
Arkansas State - W
Texas A&M - L
LSU - L
Auburn: 1-3
Clemson - L
Arkansas State - W
Texas A&M - L
LSU - L
Auburn: 1-3
Posted on 4/22/16 at 1:13 am to 12thFairway
Very possible. I think 2-2 though.
Only for sure loss is Clemson tho to me.
Only for sure loss is Clemson tho to me.
This post was edited on 4/22/16 at 1:14 am
Posted on 4/22/16 at 1:17 am to TheCheshireHog
ouch what a tough way to open the season.
With Steele Ark State is no gimmie.
With Steele Ark State is no gimmie.
Posted on 4/22/16 at 1:20 am to 12thFairway
0-4 bookmark it
0-12 season
0-12 season
Posted on 4/22/16 at 1:22 am to South Alabama Tide
Auburn might beat MSU this year. We have new defensive coaches, breaking in a new QB etc. So it's possible they get a win over us lol.
Posted on 4/22/16 at 1:41 am to 12thFairway
Expectations low for Auburn this season. You know what that means 
Posted on 4/22/16 at 2:31 am to Weagle25
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Expectations low for Auburn this season. You know what that means
Posted on 4/22/16 at 5:14 am to The Nino
Posted on 4/22/16 at 5:23 am to 12thFairway
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Slip-N-Slide tranny
I saw a video about this. Aggies would get off on it
Posted on 4/22/16 at 8:25 am to Weagle25
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Expectations low for Auburn this season. You know what that means
AU fans can now relate to your parents?
Posted on 4/22/16 at 8:28 am to 12thFairway
It's entirely possible but more like 2-2.
Posted on 4/22/16 at 8:45 am to 12thFairway
3-1, worst case scenario.
Likely 4-0
Likely 4-0
Posted on 4/22/16 at 8:47 am to MullenBoys
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Auburn might beat MSU this year. We have new defensive coaches, breaking in a new QB etc. So it's possible they get a win over us lol.
Not just "possible", but there's literally not a realistic chance that Auburn loses to Mississippi State this year.
But I like you guys, I hope that A&M or Arkansad can beat you guys in the race for 7th in the West
Posted on 4/22/16 at 8:54 am to BowlJackson
The ONLY thing barners have going is the Trannie. But you knew that.
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Posted on 4/22/16 at 9:01 am to 12thFairway
Auburn 0-4
Posted on 4/22/16 at 9:04 am to jcolding41
Georgia 0-4
Posted on 4/22/16 at 9:05 am to 12thFairway
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12thFairway
Welp, thank for the cancer a-hole.
Posted on 4/22/16 at 9:06 am to BowlJackson
Everyone starts 0-4
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