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Auburn has no reason to exist.
Posted on 2/28/17 at 2:27 am
Posted on 2/28/17 at 2:27 am
A program that only exists to leech off their superiors in Tuscaloosa.
A town shittier than Starkville and thats fricking saying something.
Every time Auburn fans speak, they do so with clear and dripping Alabama dick envy. You can see it in their eyes. Alabama is superior, in everything that could possibly exist. And they know it, but have devoted their lives to lying to themselves about it.
If it werent for Auburn and their constant desire for sexual transformation into Alabama, Bama would have even greater resources. They hold them back.
Remove Auburn from the conference.
A town shittier than Starkville and thats fricking saying something.
Every time Auburn fans speak, they do so with clear and dripping Alabama dick envy. You can see it in their eyes. Alabama is superior, in everything that could possibly exist. And they know it, but have devoted their lives to lying to themselves about it.
If it werent for Auburn and their constant desire for sexual transformation into Alabama, Bama would have even greater resources. They hold them back.
Remove Auburn from the conference.
This post was edited on 2/28/17 at 2:30 am
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Posted on 2/28/17 at 3:45 am to CockCommander
Dang 56-17 still stings huh?
Posted on 2/28/17 at 4:10 am to CockCommander
What on Earth would a cock fan have against Auburn?
Posted on 2/28/17 at 4:19 am to Prof
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What on Earth would a cock fan have against Auburn?
I don't know, but his post if fricking spot on.
Posted on 2/28/17 at 4:21 am to CockCommander
Are you so drunk that you're lil bro posting about the wrong team? Understandable though, as the shades of orange and blue/whatever purple shite Clemson wears is hard to distinguish through you're tears of being dick choked by Auburn or Clemson every year.
Or can you see through all the Bama jizz on your face? You seem confused. You hate AU or love that Bama cock that much?
Or can you see through all the Bama jizz on your face? You seem confused. You hate AU or love that Bama cock that much?
Posted on 2/28/17 at 4:22 am to CockCommander
Awww man, I can't wait until Bowl Jackson sees this thread. You just challenged his manhood.
This post was edited on 2/28/17 at 4:34 am
Posted on 2/28/17 at 5:04 am to CockCommander
What has south Carolina done for its state lately? The top team in your state copied it's tradition from Auburn and yall still can't keep up. But enjoy all those Bama fan upvotes.
This post was edited on 2/28/17 at 5:57 am
Posted on 2/28/17 at 5:40 am to CockCommander
Well said. Have an upvote.
Posted on 2/28/17 at 5:46 am to CockCommander
1933 was a good year
Posted on 2/28/17 at 5:51 am to CockCommander
I can't believe I defending the Aubies, but they bring balance and an competitive edge to the state. When Alabama and Auburn are good at the same time in the state it's really is something. They try to act lily white but they will get their hands dirty...wink wink too. Probably my biggest peave with them is some their fans act snobbish even though they grow up in the same neighborhoods go to same schools and breathe the same country fresh air. Hell they act like Wal-Mart don't sell chit too.
Posted on 2/28/17 at 5:55 am to CockCommander
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Tuscaloosa
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Alabama
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Alabama is superior
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sexual transformation into Alabama
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Bama
Posted on 2/28/17 at 5:56 am to CockCommander
Somebody remember that their team hasn't beat Auburn since 1933 and got pissed
1933
1933
Posted on 2/28/17 at 5:56 am to CockCommander
I would remove USCe before Auburn. Maybe we can trade USCe for Clemson 
Posted on 2/28/17 at 6:09 am to CockCommander
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A town shittier than Starkville and thats fricking saying something
I'm gonna draw the line here
Posted on 2/28/17 at 6:12 am to CockCommander
Two different schools with very different majors. Auburn produces pharmacist, vets, quality specialty engineering programs, architects, agriculture (feed the world) , aviation management and other advanced degrees not available at Alabama.
The poster is probable drunk. Auburn fans love Auburn, Bama fans love Alabama football.
Auburn is a much safer city and consistently ranks as a great city to live. Great schools.
The poster is probable drunk. Auburn fans love Auburn, Bama fans love Alabama football.
Auburn is a much safer city and consistently ranks as a great city to live. Great schools.
This post was edited on 2/28/17 at 6:14 am
Posted on 2/28/17 at 6:27 am to CockCommander
KYS 
Posted on 2/28/17 at 6:45 am to CockCommander
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A town shittier than Starkville and thats fricking saying something.
I assume this is an alter, but nobody on earth would prefer Columbia, SC to Auburn, AL.
Posted on 2/28/17 at 6:55 am to CockCommander
Posted on 2/28/17 at 6:55 am to Tigerman97
"I assume this is an alter, but nobody on earth would prefer Columbia, SC to Auburn, AL. "
I would. Besides everyone knows Tuscaloosa is the "Rose of Alabamy."
That said I'm not getting why the OP is dumping on Auburn. That's like Arkansas dumping on us (USC).
Sure you can do it, but why exactly? There has to be some kind of connection, some kind of relationship to make this kind of thing work.
Or else the school in question has to be a detriment to everyone in college football. Like the University of Texas.
Or the Gumps. You douches did more than anyone else to drag us into the era of 6 million dollar a year coaches, facilities arms races, and insanity level recruiting.
Some might view it as commitment. I view it as morons who were allowed to operate unchecked (Hi SEC office), and brought darkness upon us all.
At least all Auburn does is give lockers of raw meat and money to prospective recruits. The Gumps cost all of us real money.
I would. Besides everyone knows Tuscaloosa is the "Rose of Alabamy."
That said I'm not getting why the OP is dumping on Auburn. That's like Arkansas dumping on us (USC).
Sure you can do it, but why exactly? There has to be some kind of connection, some kind of relationship to make this kind of thing work.
Or else the school in question has to be a detriment to everyone in college football. Like the University of Texas.
Or the Gumps. You douches did more than anyone else to drag us into the era of 6 million dollar a year coaches, facilities arms races, and insanity level recruiting.
Some might view it as commitment. I view it as morons who were allowed to operate unchecked (Hi SEC office), and brought darkness upon us all.
At least all Auburn does is give lockers of raw meat and money to prospective recruits. The Gumps cost all of us real money.
Posted on 2/28/17 at 6:55 am to allin2010
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Auburn fans love Auburn, Bama fans love Alabama football.
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