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Posted on 10/15/17 at 2:22 pm
Posted by chattabama
12essee
Member since Jun 2012
19315 posts
Posted on 10/15/17 at 2:22 pm
Stidham for Heisman
Best QB in SEC
9 of 26

Auburn fans planning
Two trips to the ATL
Now to Birmingham
Posted by Rhino5
Atlanta
Member since Nov 2014
28896 posts
Posted on 10/15/17 at 2:25 pm to
Fire Gus Malzahn
fricking do it today frick
Orgeron beat him
Posted by Tuscaloosa
11x Award Winning SECRant user
Member since Dec 2011
46539 posts
Posted on 10/15/17 at 2:26 pm to
Hey Auburn Tigers
frick you frick you frick you fricks
frick you frick you fricks
Posted by rmnldr
Member since Oct 2013
38197 posts
Posted on 10/15/17 at 2:36 pm to
Auburn was cocky
They thought they would smoke cigars
Season up in smoke
Posted by Hussss
Living the Dream
Member since Oct 2016
6741 posts
Posted on 10/15/17 at 2:39 pm to
Nah
Posted by Deuces
The bottom
Member since Nov 2011
12352 posts
Posted on 10/15/17 at 2:39 pm to
See something missing
Fresh knees on a DT
Recruit Chad Ramsey
Posted by dbeck
Member since Nov 2014
29446 posts
Posted on 10/15/17 at 2:48 pm to
The success of Gus
Summed up in five syllables
Motherfricking Cam
Posted by Lsupimp
Ersatz Amerika-97.6% phony & fake
Member since Nov 2003
78221 posts
Posted on 10/15/17 at 3:09 pm to
You should have waited
To smoke that cigar Aubbie
Sadly you didn’t

And now you feel shame
Knowing you smoked your stogie
Last Monday morning
Posted by FourThreeForty
Member since May 2013
17290 posts
Posted on 10/15/17 at 3:17 pm to
Auburn has no luck
Their program once again sucks
No one gives a frick
Posted by HempHead
Big Sky Country
Member since Mar 2011
55437 posts
Posted on 10/15/17 at 3:21 pm to
Auburn is a school
For little brothers and figs
Gus will pack his bags
Posted by Eli Goldfinger
Member since Sep 2016
32785 posts
Posted on 10/15/17 at 3:21 pm to
Jump on the Gus bus
Always the preseason champs
Gus bus has a flat
Posted by Bigtime92
Solsbury Hill
Member since Jan 2017
3688 posts
Posted on 10/15/17 at 3:22 pm to
Fans delusional
Cult of filthy goat-frickers
Gus is still your coach

Posted by Hangit
The Green Swamp
Member since Aug 2014
38978 posts
Posted on 10/15/17 at 3:26 pm to
Auburn identity
Are you plainsmen, war eagles?
Suck Harvey's dick, bitch.
Posted by S
RIP Wayde
Member since Jan 2007
155262 posts
Posted on 10/15/17 at 3:32 pm to
Gus bus done gone down
To a mouth breathing coonass
Wade Christopher goat
Posted by TailbackU
ATL
Member since Oct 2005
11065 posts
Posted on 10/15/17 at 3:35 pm to
When the script runs out
Gus fails to make adjustments
He's a high school coach
Posted by Sid E Walker
InsecureU ©
Member since Nov 2013
23878 posts
Posted on 10/15/17 at 3:42 pm to
A 20 point lead.
Gus: "I wanna call plays now."
Aubs royally fricked.
Posted by Salt Lick
Bath County
Member since Aug 2016
1646 posts
Posted on 10/15/17 at 3:53 pm to
Alabama
Troy
Auburn
Posted by KurtSchrute
Member since Oct 2017
819 posts
Posted on 10/15/17 at 4:10 pm to
Up by 20
Mascot dons Troy attire
Gus gets YawYaw'd
Posted by TidalSurge1
Ft Walton Beach
Member since Sep 2016
36467 posts
Posted on 10/15/17 at 4:16 pm to
Scattered
smothered
& covered
Posted by Rover Range
Member since Jun 2014
2768 posts
Posted on 10/15/17 at 4:23 pm to
quote:

Up by 20
Mascot dons Troy attire
Gus gets YawYaw'd




Not a damn haiku
I guess you don't understand
Neither does Malzahn
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