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Auburn coach Gus Malzahn once signed a colonoscopy x-ray
Posted on 8/10/17 at 12:18 pm
Posted on 8/10/17 at 12:18 pm
When asked what's the weirdest thing he ever signed.
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About two years ago, Malzahn was handed a photograph from a fan and signed it before registering what the photo was: an X-ray from a colonoscopy.
"I didn't realize what it was until after I was done signing it," Malzahn said. "It kind of weirded me out. It was a picture. It was an X-ray photo. It had the 'Wow' moment on that one."
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Posted on 8/10/17 at 12:22 pm to TT9
Lol.
What a loser.
What a loser.
Posted on 8/10/17 at 12:23 pm to BoarEd
He sure was up the Hogs arse last year. 56-3
This post was edited on 8/10/17 at 12:24 pm
Posted on 8/10/17 at 12:24 pm to TailbackU
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He sure was up the Hogs arse last year. 56-3
He was talking about the fan but way to be insecure about that
This post was edited on 8/10/17 at 12:25 pm
Posted on 8/10/17 at 12:25 pm to TailbackU
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He sure was up the Hogs arse last year. 56-3
I was about to say, it probably was Bert's. He signed, "Gus was here"
Posted on 8/10/17 at 12:26 pm to rockiee
The fan AND Gus.
I'm not sure, but that may be one hell of a troll.
"I'm gonna get this dipshit to sign my a-hole photo."
I'm not sure, but that may be one hell of a troll.
"I'm gonna get this dipshit to sign my a-hole photo."
Posted on 8/10/17 at 12:26 pm to TT9
Did he sign it because he's visited it before? or because it was his own?
Not creepy at all
Not creepy at all
Posted on 8/10/17 at 12:27 pm to TT9
Pretty freaking weird.
I can only imagine the weird shite Saban has signed over the years
I can only imagine the weird shite Saban has signed over the years
Posted on 8/10/17 at 12:27 pm to lowhound
It would be hilarious if someone took that photo to a fan day event just to get that dumbass to sign it.
Posted on 8/10/17 at 12:27 pm to BoarEd
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The fan AND Gus.
Posted on 8/10/17 at 12:30 pm to mckibaj
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"While I was standing at the stall, using the commode, the guy was tapping me on the shoulder with a Sharpie asking me to autograph a ball," Franklin said. "I turned around and looked over my shoulder and said, 'Can you give me a minute?' And he stepped over about 5 feet and waited by the sink. When I got done washing my hands, he was there waiting for the autograph."
Posted on 8/10/17 at 12:30 pm to jvilletiger25
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I was about to say, it probably was Bert's. He signed, "Gus was here"
Posted on 8/10/17 at 12:36 pm to mckibaj
Twas a good one.
Posted on 8/10/17 at 12:43 pm to The Nino
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I can only imagine the weird shite Saban has signed over the years
From the signing table directly to the tattoo parlor. Poor kid:
Posted on 8/10/17 at 1:38 pm to Irons Puppet
Agurn fans are gross.
Posted on 8/10/17 at 1:53 pm to Irons Puppet
Reminds me of Taledegah Nights.
"Why yes, ma'am, I'd love to sign your baby."
Haha
"Why yes, ma'am, I'd love to sign your baby."
Haha
Posted on 8/11/17 at 11:20 am to BoarEd
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