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"Astro Dobbs" was a very terrestrial QB last year. Nothing out of this world
Posted on 6/30/15 at 4:34 pm
Posted on 6/30/15 at 4:34 pm
Yet UT still crowned him "Astro" anyhow.
Proof:
Supposedly a bunch of other Mizzou fans teabagged the Astro Dobbs painting after the game. UT Frat Santa and his brothers chased those Mizzou fans thru downtown Knoxville but never caught them.
Mizzou fans are quick and agile. They never get caught teabagging like other fans from other notorious fan bases...
Proof:
Supposedly a bunch of other Mizzou fans teabagged the Astro Dobbs painting after the game. UT Frat Santa and his brothers chased those Mizzou fans thru downtown Knoxville but never caught them.
Mizzou fans are quick and agile. They never get caught teabagging like other fans from other notorious fan bases...
This post was edited on 6/30/15 at 5:01 pm
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Posted on 6/30/15 at 4:35 pm to mizzoukills
Lame.
Posted on 6/30/15 at 4:36 pm to mizzoukills
This can't be right. Mizzou fans would never wear sweatshirts to a game
Posted on 6/30/15 at 4:37 pm to Glorious
faeries dress up for a football game. But then again, faeries are extremely fashionable these days, sooooo...all power to you! 
This post was edited on 6/30/15 at 4:45 pm
Posted on 6/30/15 at 4:42 pm to mizzoukills
I almost want to make the trip to Columbia this year, just to fight you irl.
And then, after the vicious beating, I'll help you up, shake hands, we'll grab a beer, and doubleteam a sorostitute.
Dibs on the vagina.
And then, after the vicious beating, I'll help you up, shake hands, we'll grab a beer, and doubleteam a sorostitute.
Dibs on the vagina.
Posted on 6/30/15 at 4:44 pm to Vols&Shaft83
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I almost want to make the trip to Columbia this year, just to fight you irl.
Challenge accepted. I fight dirty, bruh.
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And then after Killz beats me silly, he'll help me up, we'll shake hands, grab a beer, and I'll rail a sorostitute while Killz and his wife take pics
sounds like a plan, Vol!
Posted on 6/30/15 at 4:49 pm to mizzoukills
Mizzou brought Astro crashing down to earth. He was gonna cut Mizzou up...HA! Fly-boy better remember that "if it goes up, it must come down"...and he did.
All we heard was up-and-coming ut. Mizzou's in trouble and going down. Bull! This is why I'm not buying vol-mit this summer. On the field, Butch has done nothing.
All we heard was up-and-coming ut. Mizzou's in trouble and going down. Bull! This is why I'm not buying vol-mit this summer. On the field, Butch has done nothing.
Posted on 6/30/15 at 4:50 pm to Mizzou Mule
But, but, but...BUTCH IS AN INCREDIBLE RECRUITER!!!!!!!!
Posted on 6/30/15 at 4:57 pm to mizzoukills
tFear is all up in this bitch.
Can't wait till Mizzou fans meet their richly deserved skull-frickin coming over the middle.
Can't wait till Mizzou fans meet their richly deserved skull-frickin coming over the middle.
Posted on 6/30/15 at 4:58 pm to mizzoukills
Posted on 6/30/15 at 4:58 pm to Vols&Shaft83
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Can't wait till Mizzou fans meet their richly deserved skull-frickin coming over the middle.
Let me guess...Astro Dobbs will be doing the skull fruckin, right?
Posted on 6/30/15 at 5:00 pm to mizzoukills
Dobbs in 2 career starts vs. freaking Vanderbilt:
22-for-39, 145 yards (combined), 0 TDs, 4 INTs
22-for-39, 145 yards (combined), 0 TDs, 4 INTs
Posted on 6/30/15 at 5:00 pm to Vols&Shaft83
This thread sounds like a girl fight....I like it.
Posted on 6/30/15 at 5:01 pm to mizzoukills
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Let me guess...Astro Dobbs will be doing the skull fruckin, right?
Going in eyebrowless
Posted on 6/30/15 at 5:02 pm to mizzoukills
Dobbs is Butch's version of Tyler Bray.
Posted on 6/30/15 at 5:05 pm to dawgdayafternoon
This offseason is so much like 2012 for UT fans.
Posted on 6/30/15 at 5:06 pm to dawgdayafternoon
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Dobbs is Butch's version of Tyler Bray.
No. He's Butch's version of Floyd Pinkerton from the movie Pink Floyd The Wall , if Spike Lee directed it of course...
This post was edited on 6/30/15 at 5:08 pm
Posted on 6/30/15 at 5:06 pm to dawgdayafternoon
Not even close...what a shitty comparison...you suck at life
Posted on 6/30/15 at 5:11 pm to VFL1800FPD
You're right. Bray at least won the starting job outright and beat more ranked teams. Not even close.
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