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As far as the LSU vs. Florida debacle goes...

Posted on 6/28/17 at 10:07 pm
Posted by Spock_4_AU
Lake Martin & Vulcan
Member since Nov 2016
362 posts
Posted on 6/28/17 at 10:07 pm
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Plus, my brother and I literally had to get chainsaws out and cut our way to 2004 LSU vs. Auburn after Ivan.

We had no power along the way...just gasoline jugs and our trucks to make the area clear for the game.

I don't understand the butthurt from either LSU or Florida.
Posted by Spock_4_AU
Lake Martin & Vulcan
Member since Nov 2016
362 posts
Posted on 6/28/17 at 10:10 pm to
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This post was edited on 6/28/17 at 10:13 pm
Posted by BowlJackson
Birmingham, AL
Member since Sep 2013
52881 posts
Posted on 6/28/17 at 10:11 pm to
LSU is the GOAT at losing close games immediately following hurricanes
Posted by Spock_4_AU
Lake Martin & Vulcan
Member since Nov 2016
362 posts
Posted on 6/28/17 at 10:15 pm to
It 'twas just a storm.

It hit us really hard but we grew some balls and played the game in Jordan-Hare despite the circumstances.
Posted by deeprig9
Unincorporated Ozora, Georgia
Member since Sep 2012
63827 posts
Posted on 6/28/17 at 10:20 pm to
That's a really cool story.
Posted by Spock_4_AU
Lake Martin & Vulcan
Member since Nov 2016
362 posts
Posted on 6/28/17 at 10:23 pm to
All I am saying is that real men need to know how to crank up a chainsaw and let their balls decide things more than weather reports.

We used to not even have this "doplar-radar" crap.

Now, everyone is afraid of a flash of lighting and a "thunderburst".

Try working in some cotton fields in the middle of summer in the Deep South with nowhere to go until the "clouds past".

This generation is weak as shite.
Posted by Captain Crown
Member since Jun 2011
50596 posts
Posted on 6/28/17 at 10:26 pm to
You are a funny fricker aren't you?
Posted by Spock_4_AU
Lake Martin & Vulcan
Member since Nov 2016
362 posts
Posted on 6/28/17 at 10:36 pm to
I wish it were a story.

We just loved Auburn football that much.

That was just a short time ago, but you guys really underestimate how far cell-phones have taken us in the past 20 years.

You should really be grateful instead of finding some reason to bitch all of the time.
Posted by Spock_4_AU
Lake Martin & Vulcan
Member since Nov 2016
362 posts
Posted on 6/28/17 at 10:40 pm to
Funny fricker, or Fanny fricker?

There is a huge difference.

It depends if you were taught to spell appropriately in grades 1-6.

I am honestly asking.
Posted by deeprig9
Unincorporated Ozora, Georgia
Member since Sep 2012
63827 posts
Posted on 6/28/17 at 10:43 pm to
quote:

I wish it were a story.

We just loved Auburn football that much.

That was just a short time ago, but you guys really underestimate how far cell-phones have taken us in the past 20 years.

You should really be grateful instead of finding some reason to bitch all of the time.



"You guys" ?

I'm 40. I know what it means to blow a radiator hose on I-75 in a 1977 Impala and walk 7 miles to the next exit in Lake County FL through a hail storm to find a service station.

Posted by Captain Crown
Member since Jun 2011
50596 posts
Posted on 6/28/17 at 10:45 pm to
I bet you beat off to Star Trek
Posted by GatorNation4Lyfe
Houston
Member since Oct 2008
6421 posts
Posted on 6/28/17 at 10:51 pm to
One of the swim team moms on my kids swim team was struck by lightning last year. She has lost use of one side of her body and is just able to basically come out of the house.

Lightning is no laughing matter. Learn the signs and respect mother nature. If you hear a roar, stay indoors. Wait at least 30 minutes from the last thunder before you return outside. Rain is never the problem, outside of flooding. It's the lightning you need to worry about.

10 people a week are hit by lightning in the US. 1 will die while the rest are left with debilitating injuries. Most are totally preventable.
Posted by Captain Crown
Member since Jun 2011
50596 posts
Posted on 6/28/17 at 10:55 pm to
That's terrible. I hope the best for her moving forward in her life.
Posted by Spock_4_AU
Lake Martin & Vulcan
Member since Nov 2016
362 posts
Posted on 6/28/17 at 10:56 pm to
Did you not have 24 hour Roadside Assistance?

It is less than a dollar per month on "regular" automobile insurance.

They stop anywhere on any road that you are (as long as GPS can locate you)...pay for a recker with no fee, and make sure both you and your car are safe and sound given the circumstances.

They will usually then give free mechanical expertise in the mean time. I will say though, that most real men already know what is happening to their car. They just usually need the parts to fix it.

I can't speak for you guys, however.
Posted by Spock_4_AU
Lake Martin & Vulcan
Member since Nov 2016
362 posts
Posted on 6/28/17 at 11:10 pm to
I mostly just "beat off" to your Mom....just like the rest of next Fifty guys in line.

Nothing wrong with swinging on that stripper poll, though.

Money is money.

She needs a way to pay through Community College for herself...AND to pay for the short-bus to take you to "special classes" each week.

I can only begin to understand how hard that is for her.

Posted by Spock_4_AU
Lake Martin & Vulcan
Member since Nov 2016
362 posts
Posted on 6/28/17 at 11:14 pm to
Please don't judge me right now for asking this...

but are you African American?
Posted by Spock_4_AU
Lake Martin & Vulcan
Member since Nov 2016
362 posts
Posted on 6/28/17 at 11:32 pm to
I am sorry. That was rude.

But don't bring an insult unless you are prepared to have one right back.

Best of luck to you and your Mother! No hard feelings dude.
Posted by Spock_4_AU
Lake Martin & Vulcan
Member since Nov 2016
362 posts
Posted on 6/28/17 at 11:35 pm to
Man, that breaks my heart.

I really hope she is doing well.

I can't even imagine something like that.

I feel like crap.

Please send her my prayers.
Posted by BowlJackson
Birmingham, AL
Member since Sep 2013
52881 posts
Posted on 6/28/17 at 11:41 pm to
quote:

I bet you beat off to Star Trek


Well there are some mighty fine women in the Star Trek universe...







There are much worse things to beat off to. I bet you're beating off to RuPaul's Drag Race
Posted by Spock_4_AU
Lake Martin & Vulcan
Member since Nov 2016
362 posts
Posted on 6/28/17 at 11:56 pm to
I would take a Vulcan as an "experimental ambassador" any day of the week.

Screw Starfleet protocols.

Alien sex is not beyond me...as I have never been one to "not" explore where one man has gone before. It sounds scary, but it's not as bad as you want to make it out to be.

That's your loss, not mine.

You guys just don't know how weird the female race can get sometimes.

Give me a heading! MILFS are my specialty in particular.
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