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Arkansas, what are your expectations this coming weekend
Posted on 10/4/15 at 8:53 pm
Posted on 10/4/15 at 8:53 pm
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Because go frick yourself, no amount preparation can prepare you for the torture you're about to endure. Watching your football team crumble before your eyes will make you smash your computer, your TV, your dog, your car, your coffee table, your 401k, your neighbor's garden gnome, your mother, your back-up punter's printer, your starting safety's sprinkler system, your fridge, your wife's $68 yoga ball, your extra supply of HDMI cords that you are seriously wondering if you'll ever need to dip into, and your prized copy of Eddie Murphy's Raw (1987) on VHS.
Because go frick yourself, no amount preparation can prepare you for the torture you're about to endure. Watching your football team crumble before your eyes will make you smash your computer, your TV, your dog, your car, your coffee table, your 401k, your neighbor's garden gnome, your mother, your back-up punter's printer, your starting safety's sprinkler system, your fridge, your wife's $68 yoga ball, your extra supply of HDMI cords that you are seriously wondering if you'll ever need to dip into, and your prized copy of Eddie Murphy's Raw (1987) on VHS.
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Posted on 10/4/15 at 8:53 pm to Kcoyote
Nice pre melt
Posted on 10/4/15 at 8:54 pm to FiddleHead
Beejon wanted more threads.
Posted on 10/4/15 at 8:54 pm to Kcoyote
I hate Bama fans/ respect Bama's program and I just hate everything about Arkansas so I approve this message.
Posted on 10/4/15 at 8:57 pm to Kcoyote
Posted on 10/4/15 at 8:59 pm to Kcoyote
Is one of those kink threads where you want us to tell you what a horrible person you are so you can rub one out? Because that's not what we signed up for.
Besides... what you described is a Bama fan losing. Without poisoning shrubbery of course.
Besides... what you described is a Bama fan losing. Without poisoning shrubbery of course.
Posted on 10/4/15 at 9:02 pm to Kcoyote
You tried, bless your heart....you tried
Posted on 10/4/15 at 9:02 pm to Arksulli
I'd stroke my beard, my nipples and my dick at the same time but I only have three hands.
Posted on 10/4/15 at 9:03 pm to Kcoyote
It sounds like we already beat you. nice melt
Posted on 10/4/15 at 9:03 pm to Kcoyote
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smash your computer, your TV, your dog, your car, your coffee table, your 401k,
For me that's not exactly possible, for a variety of reasons. You may be thinking of your 401k, which is a little more smash-able??
Posted on 10/4/15 at 9:04 pm to Kcoyote
Arkie is the Washington Generals to Bama's Globetrotter
Posted on 10/4/15 at 9:05 pm to Kcoyote
I expect to prove how overrated Bama and Saban is. Oh look at me, I won 3 NC's. Really is that all? 3? What a bitch. You must of missed the memo, bitch. Bert is taking over. Guess who's in the way? Utep? Done. Toledo? Pass granted. TTU? Gosling got lucky. Tennessee? Step aside. Bama? Never heard of her.
Posted on 10/4/15 at 9:06 pm to Kcoyote
Naming off all the visible shite in your double wide living room isn't being random and funny..
Posted on 10/4/15 at 9:14 pm to Hardy_Har
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Naming off all the visible shite in your double wide living room isn't being random and funny..
I wish I had Eddie Murphy's Raw on VHS.
Posted on 10/4/15 at 9:15 pm to Kcoyote
Their only objective is to frick with the gumps so they stumble next weekend.
Posted on 10/5/15 at 8:49 am to I Ham That I Ham
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Posted on 10/5/15 at 8:59 am to Kcoyote
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I wish I had Eddie Murphy's Raw on VHS.
Your wife's a bigfoot, isn't she, Gus?
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