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Posted on 7/30/17 at 2:53 pm
Posted on 7/30/17 at 2:53 pm
Kids are in Ireland this past week. A tour was taking volunteers to play a warrior. Son got selected. Then they needed a volunteer to play the princess he was to marry. Guide picked out my daughter and she said "Noooooo, that's my brother. Pick someone else!"
The Irish Guide's response was "Ohhhh. No. No. No. That don't work. We aren't in Arkansas!" and picked someone else.
True story from Ireland.
The Irish Guide's response was "Ohhhh. No. No. No. That don't work. We aren't in Arkansas!" and picked someone else.
True story from Ireland.
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Posted on 7/30/17 at 2:56 pm to reedus23
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Posted on 7/30/17 at 2:58 pm to reedus23
100% b.s.. We all know sister fricking happens in alabama.
Posted on 7/30/17 at 2:59 pm to russellvillehog
Sister fricking happens all over Westeros, mainly King's Landing.
Posted on 7/30/17 at 3:00 pm to reedus23
Happens in louisiana, but only if sis is hot.
Louisiana >> arkansas
Louisiana >> arkansas
Posted on 7/30/17 at 3:02 pm to reedus23
Posted on 7/30/17 at 3:32 pm to reedus23
Ha... ha?
Posted on 7/30/17 at 3:40 pm to reedus23
If she aint good enough for me, she aint good enough for nobody
Posted on 7/30/17 at 3:43 pm to teamjackson
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Posted on 7/30/17 at 3:55 pm to Drewbie
So gay. Lame arse shite on the Rant these days. Seems an eternity ago how much more hip and quick witted it once was on here. Some were master trolls that make all of us on here now look like simpletons. If you didnt have someting really interesting or incredibly funny a few years ago you were shamed on the rant. Where did the talent go??
Posted on 7/30/17 at 3:56 pm to reedus23
Sounds like these kids have had some bad experiences in the home. Not sure I'd want to share that.
Posted on 7/30/17 at 3:57 pm to kbrake37
Probably went to go frick your mom like they said they were going to do.
Posted on 7/30/17 at 4:00 pm to reedus23
The welsh have a worldwide reputation for fricking sheep, so it's not that unbelievable.
Posted on 7/30/17 at 4:08 pm to hogNsinceReagan
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Probably went to go frick your mom like they said they were going to do.
Exactly what im talking about. Go screw your sister and mom quips. Not very original or funny, just sad. This dipshit is an Arkansas fan too dumb to understand i was defending him...in a way.
Posted on 7/30/17 at 4:14 pm to kbrake37
Why don't you go make the which coach would win in a fight thread instead of sitting here bitching about it.
Also, Tennessee is finally losing the off-season.
Also, Tennessee is finally losing the off-season.
This post was edited on 7/30/17 at 4:20 pm
Posted on 7/30/17 at 4:19 pm to reedus23
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True story from Ireland.
Please, your poor arse can't afford to send your family to Branson much less Ireland.
Posted on 7/30/17 at 4:54 pm to russellvillehog
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We all know sister fricking happens in alabama.
frick you
Louisiana is where sister fricking happens because there isn't anybody else in the swamps We have standards in Alabama. Only cousins. And usually only second cousins unless your first cousin is super hot
Posted on 7/30/17 at 8:01 pm to reedus23
Haha
I have a Irish joke. What's the difference between and Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?
One less drunk.
I have a Irish joke. What's the difference between and Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?
One less drunk.
Posted on 7/30/17 at 8:13 pm to reedus23
How did twinkle toes do at acting like a warrior?
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