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re: Arkansas A&M Hate Week
Posted on 9/24/13 at 1:59 pm to KaiserSoze99
Posted on 9/24/13 at 1:59 pm to KaiserSoze99
Two Aggies were in their honeymoon suite on their wedding night trying to consummate their marriage. The man being inexperienced fumbled for hours until his wife cried "take that thing you play with and put it where I pee."
So he grabbed his bowling ball and stuck it in the sink.
So he grabbed his bowling ball and stuck it in the sink.
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Posted on 9/24/13 at 1:59 pm to Arkla Missy
Posted on 9/24/13 at 2:00 pm to DaleDenton
With 80,000 of you Arky fans in one place on Saturday, y'all might actually have a full set of teeth between you.
Posted on 9/24/13 at 2:00 pm to TigerBait2008
Posted on 9/24/13 at 2:01 pm to KaiserSoze99
The Aggie goes into the drug store to buy his first pack of condoms. He asks the clerk for the pack marked $2.00 on
the display rack behind the counter. The clerk rings up the purchase and says, "That will be $2.12 with tax, please", to
which the Aggie responds in horror, "Tacks! My friends didn't tell me that's how they stay on."
the display rack behind the counter. The clerk rings up the purchase and says, "That will be $2.12 with tax, please", to
which the Aggie responds in horror, "Tacks! My friends didn't tell me that's how they stay on."
Posted on 9/24/13 at 2:04 pm to Stonehog
quote:
What's the best way to knock an aggy unconscious?
Sneak up behind them when they're getting a drink of water and slam the commode lid on their head.
Posted on 9/24/13 at 2:08 pm to DaleDenton
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Three plays later the Aggys scored and won!!
If it takes our offense three plays or more to score on Arkansas, that's a moral victory for them.
Posted on 9/24/13 at 2:09 pm to CGSC Lobotomy
How many Aggies does it take to tackle WILCO?
Good question, no one knows.
Good question, no one knows.
Posted on 9/24/13 at 2:13 pm to DaleDenton
How many Aggies does it take to change a light bulb?
Three, one to hold the bulb and two to turn the ladder. --blatantly stolen from the interwebz
Three, one to hold the bulb and two to turn the ladder. --blatantly stolen from the interwebz
Posted on 9/24/13 at 2:14 pm to blacknblu
An Aggie football player was almost killed in a tragic horseback Riding accident. He fell from the horse and was nearly
trampled to death. Luckily, the manager of the Wal-Mart came out and unplugged it in time!
trampled to death. Luckily, the manager of the Wal-Mart came out and unplugged it in time!
Posted on 9/24/13 at 2:14 pm to DaleDenton
Arkansas Pimp:
Posted on 9/24/13 at 2:15 pm to KaiserSoze99
quote:
With 80,000 of you Arky fans in one place on Saturday, y'all might actually have a full set of teeth between you.
Posted on 9/24/13 at 2:16 pm to KaiserSoze99
I 'd IRL
'd IRLPosted on 9/24/13 at 2:17 pm to blacknblu
Posted on 9/24/13 at 2:17 pm to KaiserSoze99
Posted on 9/24/13 at 2:18 pm to TigerBait2008
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Damn bro, why you always so mad?
I know, right???
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eta: I know it's the bitch thing to do, but I RA'd your post.
Good for you. Sometimes you gotta fight bitches with bitchiness.
Posted on 9/24/13 at 2:21 pm to Arkla Missy
Posted on 9/24/13 at 2:22 pm to KaiserSoze99
Wasn't Rick Perry a Yell Leader?
Posted on 9/24/13 at 2:25 pm to blacknblu
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Yell Leader?
Posted on 9/24/13 at 2:26 pm to DaleDenton
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