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Posted on 9/24/13 at 1:08 pm to KaiserSoze99
Posted on 9/24/13 at 1:10 pm to KaiserSoze99
Why do Arkansas graduates hang their diplomas from the rear view mirror?
To justify their handicapped parking.
To justify their handicapped parking.
Posted on 9/24/13 at 1:10 pm to Tridentds
Yeah, Arky is a sad state. They'd be better off just burning down the Governor's Mansion and calling it quits, but doing so might take out the whole trailer park.
Posted on 9/24/13 at 1:11 pm to blacknblu
oh aggy jokes
Posted on 9/24/13 at 1:12 pm to Harryk15
Where was OJ headed in his white Bronco?
To Arkansas. He knew the police would never look for a Heisman winner there.
To Arkansas. He knew the police would never look for a Heisman winner there.
Posted on 9/24/13 at 1:20 pm to blacknblu
Why are the Aggie band uniforms made of polyester?
Because you can't find virgin wool within a hundred miles of College Station.
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Because you can't find virgin wool within a hundred miles of College Station.
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Posted on 9/24/13 at 1:22 pm to blacknblu
A longhorn, aggie, and a razorback or on the top of a burning building. The firefighters show up and stretch out the rescue trampoline. As the longhorn jumps, they move the trampoline and the longhorn falls to his death.
As the aggie was about to jump, he was concerned they would do the same thing, but the firefighters reassure him that they only did it because they hate longhorns. The aggie jumps, and they move the trampoline, causing the aggie to fall to his death.
The razorback was smarter than the aggie and the longhorn. He yelled down, "I don't want you to move the trampoline on me. Set it on the ground, and then I'll jump."
As the aggie was about to jump, he was concerned they would do the same thing, but the firefighters reassure him that they only did it because they hate longhorns. The aggie jumps, and they move the trampoline, causing the aggie to fall to his death.
The razorback was smarter than the aggie and the longhorn. He yelled down, "I don't want you to move the trampoline on me. Set it on the ground, and then I'll jump."
Posted on 9/24/13 at 1:23 pm to Tridentds
Speaking of O.J. and murder, did you know that Arkansas has the worst record for solving murder cases? It's terrible, but it's not a police training problem. There's just simply no dental records and the DNA is all the same.
Posted on 9/24/13 at 1:23 pm to International_Aggie
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International_Aggie
Welcome to the SECr
GFY
DIAF
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Posted on 9/24/13 at 1:26 pm to International_Aggie
There were these two fellars standin' on a bridge, a-goin' to the bathroom. One fellar said, "The water's cold" and the other fellar said, "The water's deep". I believe one fella come from Arkansas. Get it?
Posted on 9/24/13 at 1:26 pm to blacknblu
You, know. I am kinda envious of Arky grads. I want one of those Arky U sheepskins so I can hang it from my rear-view mirror and park in handicapped spaces.
Posted on 9/24/13 at 1:28 pm to KaiserSoze99
Posted on 9/24/13 at 1:28 pm to blacknblu
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Come on - there must be some Arkansas jokes out there you would like to post
All the good ones are obvious and factful.
Posted on 9/24/13 at 1:28 pm to Fatbackhawg Pt Deux
You had to go and ruin everything. We were all having fun.
Okay, here you go.
Texas A&M - 58
Arkansas - 10
You brought this on yourself you know.
Okay, here you go.
Texas A&M - 58
Arkansas - 10
You brought this on yourself you know.
Posted on 9/24/13 at 1:29 pm to DaleDenton
Arkys are innovative people. I will give you that. We know the toothbrush was invented by Arkys. If it was invented by anybody else it would have been called the teethbrush.
Posted on 9/24/13 at 1:30 pm to KaiserSoze99
Man, that's like same page germans - but, as far as shitty threads go, we'll accept it.
Posted on 9/24/13 at 1:31 pm to Tridentds
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You had to go and ruin everything. We were all having fun.
Okay, here you go.
Texas A&M - 58
Arkansas - 10
Posted on 9/24/13 at 1:34 pm to blacknblu
Hey blacknblu. I hear you are going to be a father. Tell you sister congrats for me.
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