Alright, just because this game probably isn't going to be as pretty as some of us would like, doesn't mean we can't have a little fun on the SECr.
Some of you younger kids may not remember, but we used to have Aggie jokes - and in kind, they had Arkansas jokes. Aggies, get to Google (if you don't remember) and post some of your favorite jokes. I'll get some of the Aggie jokes started.
What's the difference between an Aggie homecoming queen and a bowling ball?
You can't get your whole hand in a bowling ball... and you COULD eat it if you had to
An Aggie went hunting and shot two deer. The taxidermist asked if he wanted them mounted, and the Aggie replied, "kissing will be fine."
What is the difference between the Aggies and Fruit Loops?
Fruit Loops know what to do in a bowl.
How many Aggies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One, but he gets 3 hours credit.
You know what Aggie women put behind their ears to attract men?