Are you ready for the Bama bandwagon?

I've seen a few people on here saying they will be supporting the Tide in tonight's game, but you can't magically become a Bama fan just by saying so. We have standards to uphold. Please take the following questionnaire to see if you qualify:


1. Have you ever threatened anyone with a deadly weapon as a result of a sports contest?

a) No, sports aren't that important to me
b) No, but I have been in some fistfights
c) Yes, of course
d) There was no threat involved, I just straight up killed them


2. Who is the most important person in your life?

a) No one, I walk this world alone
b) A friend/family member/loved one
c) The current coach of my favorite sports team
d) A former coach of my favorite sports team who died before I was born


3. How do you decorate your home?

a) Like a normal person
b) Same as above, but I do have a few items of team-related memorabilia tastefully placed here and there
c) With photorealistic oil paintings of great moments in my team's history
d) Everything I own, including my single-wide, is branded in my team's logo and colors


4. In what area of your life would you say you are most proud of your achievements?

a) Career
b) Family
c) Spirituality
d) Sports fandom


5. When going out in public, what is the most appropriate shirt choice to show your support for your favorite team?

a) None, team-branded apparel is for gamedays only
b) A nice polo or button-down with a small team logo
c) A t-shirt obtained from Wal-Mart
d) Shirtless to show off your tattoo of the person from question #2


6. Choose the most appropriate word(s) to complete the sentence: "___________ is/are the greatest threat facing America today."

a) Racial discord
b) Nuclear proliferation
c) Terrorists
d) Tigers



Now tally up your answers, awarding yourself points as follows:

For each "a" answer: 0 points
For each "b" answer: 1 point
For each "c" answer: 2 points
For each "d" answer: 5 points

If you don't total at least 20, you're not ready for life as a Bama fan.