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An interesting parallel

Posted on 10/17/17 at 8:50 am
Posted by TheTideMustRoll
Birmingham, AL
Member since Dec 2009
8906 posts
Posted on 10/17/17 at 8:50 am
A person suffering from bipolar disorder:

Something good happens: Life is great! I'm so happy with everything!

Something bad happens: OH MY GOD MY LIFE IS A LIE EVERYTHING IS PAIN

Something good happens: Hey, everything is awesome again! Just like that! I can't even remember why I was so upset.

Something bad happens: NO MY LIFE IS OVER I JUST WANT TO DIEEEEEE


The average LSU football fan:

LSU wins first few games against chump teams: Coach O is the fricking man! Playoff, here we come! This is our year!

LSU loses to Mississippi State: COACH O IS A frickING RETARD WHO WILL SET THE LSU PROGRAM BACK TEN YEARS

LSU beats Syracuse: OK, back on track! Let's go!

LSU loses to Troy: IT'S ALL OVER FIRE ORGERON FIRE ALLEVA BURN TIGER STADIUM TO THE GROUND BAMA WILL DESTROY US

LSU beats Florida and Auburn: That's it, baby! O has turned it around! If we beat Bama, we are going to the CFP!


Just saying...
Posted by 1BIGTigerFan
100,000 posts
Member since Jan 2007
49079 posts
Posted on 10/17/17 at 8:52 am to
Sounds like mental illness...
Posted by HurricaneTiger
Coral Gables, FL
Member since Jan 2014
3028 posts
Posted on 10/17/17 at 8:52 am to
quote:

LSU loses to Troy: IT'S ALL OVER FIRE ORGERON FIRE ALLEVA BURN TIGER STADIUM TO THE GROUND BAMA WILL DESTROY US


Can you blame them?

quote:

LSU beats Syracuse: OK, back on track! Let's go!


Also, no, that's not how we were reacting to this game at all.
Posted by CNB
Columbia, SC
Member since Sep 2007
95870 posts
Posted on 10/17/17 at 8:53 am to
This sounds like every sports fan ever
Posted by RB10
Member since Nov 2010
43789 posts
Posted on 10/17/17 at 8:54 am to
quote:

This sounds like every sports fan ever


Nah bro. It's definitely just LSU fans.
Posted by FiddleHead
Knoxville, TN
Member since Aug 2011
14776 posts
Posted on 10/17/17 at 8:56 am to
So literally every single sports fan in the history of ever


Why do Alabama fans get so angry when LSU fans get excited? Yeah we know we’re going to lose in Tuscaloosa but why does it bother y’all so much?
Posted by Lsupimp
Ersatz Amerika-97.6% phony & fake
Member since Nov 2003
78328 posts
Posted on 10/17/17 at 8:58 am to
LSU thanks you and all other Fanboys for your continued patronage .
Posted by Hogwarts
Arkansas, USA
Member since Sep 2015
18043 posts
Posted on 10/17/17 at 8:58 am to
To be fair, the term fan is short for fanatic. Fans of any team do the same thing. It's the beauty of sports
Posted by supersaints9
Colleyville,Tx
Member since Dec 2009
14141 posts
Posted on 10/17/17 at 9:03 am to
I’m more worried about you Bama fans. Everytime I refresh this page there is a new thread about Lsu posted by a Bama fan.
You would think that Bama fans would know how to handle their own sucess , but y’all still seem so unhappy. Weird!
Posted by TigerTalker16
Columbia,MO
Member since Apr 2015
11533 posts
Posted on 10/17/17 at 9:06 am to
quote:

This sounds like every sports fan ever

That not how it’s been for Mizzou fans. We don’t seem to get the “when something good happens” part. We’re pretty much just depressed all the time.
Posted by magildachunks
Member since Oct 2006
32479 posts
Posted on 10/17/17 at 9:09 am to
Bama fans sho is worried bout LSU
Posted by bamasgot13
Birmingham
Member since Feb 2010
13619 posts
Posted on 10/17/17 at 9:18 am to
quote:

So literally every single sports fan in the history of ever


No. No it isn't. There is a phrase LSU fans could learn and it would prevent these types of threads in the future. That phrase:

Cautious Optimism

You guys do this every year. Your QB is much improved. Your RB is gonna be a beast. Your secondary is gonna eat. Your coordinators are the best in the conference. It goes on and on. Exercise a little cautious optimism. Let things play out for a few weeks before you tell us all how great you are and/or are going to be. Then people won't start these types of threads.

Posted by 7nette
Member since Nov 2015
4909 posts
Posted on 10/17/17 at 9:24 am to
quote:

A person suffering from bipolar disorder:


quote:

The average LSU football fan:
Posted by MistaMike9
Member since Mar 2017
607 posts
Posted on 10/17/17 at 9:28 am to
Yeah we definitely thought we were back on track after beating a below-average ACC team by a touchdown. Think about something before you type it idiot
Posted by Capo Losi
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2016
2193 posts
Posted on 10/17/17 at 9:38 am to
Must be great to be a Gump. Walking around pretending other mens accomplishments are your own. Sitting in chairs. Melting after losses in title games. Must be awful.

But they all know, they all have that little insecurity in their head. A lot like humans all know were going to die. The greastest coach to ever coach cfb will one day retire.. And every Gump who bases their existence off the accomplishments of 18-22 year olds will have to squabble with the rest of us.
Posted by FiddleHead
Knoxville, TN
Member since Aug 2011
14776 posts
Posted on 10/17/17 at 10:40 am to
You’re so upset right now because a fanbase gets excited about their football team. You’re such a pussy
Posted by I-59 Tiger
Vestavia Hills, AL
Member since Sep 2003
36703 posts
Posted on 10/17/17 at 10:43 am to
so pathetic. LSU fans expressing optimism is taking away the non-stop circle jerk by the Gumps.

Some of you poor bastards just can't handle a post unless its about "Thuh Todd"

Alabama= Insecure U
Posted by RB10
Member since Nov 2010
43789 posts
Posted on 10/17/17 at 10:44 am to
quote:

No. No it isn't. There is a phrase LSU fans could learn and it would prevent these types of threads in the future. That phrase:


Because Auburn fans have been so even keeled this year, right?

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