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re: Alright Pigs, lets talk about this machete attack

Posted on 9/4/15 at 5:35 pm to
Posted by CtotheVrzrbck
WeWaCo
Member since Dec 2007
37538 posts
Posted on 9/4/15 at 5:35 pm to
You'd love the story from earlier this week a homeless dude killed another one because he wouldn't keep drinking.

A quote in the police report the accused said "anyone that stops drinking deserves to die!"



Homeless fricks up here are going crazy this year. There's been a couple bum on bum killings.


They shanty town land has been bought and is being cleared so they're having to be out in society and not just pilfering half empty beer bottles from the bar dumpsters late at night.
Posted by dbeck
Member since Nov 2014
29448 posts
Posted on 9/4/15 at 5:53 pm to
While back some homeless guy here killed a homeless woman because she was wearing the "wrong color clothes". He stabbed her a few dozen times. When he went to court this is what happened:

Pled not guilty
Changed plea to guilty
Fired his lawyer claiming he got bad advice, changed back to not guilty
Changed plea to guilty: "yeah I killed her and I'd do it 1,000 times again if I had to. I stabbed her until i couldn't lift my arm anymore"
Sentenced to death, state automatically appeals
Takes the government to court because he doesn't want an appeal, wants to die ASAP

quote:

Newman: ?You're a lying mother fricker dude!
The Court: ?Let's not have any talk.
Newman: ?frick him, that ain't the way it goes.
Prosecutor: ?That's just ·
Newman: ?· hey, mother fricker, why don't you tell ·
The Court: ?· Mr. Newman, Mr. Newman, if you say one more word you're going to be gagged, I'm not going to put up with that, so this is keep your mouth shut!
Newman: ?· mother fricker ·
[State continues its closing.]
Newman: ?· what the frick happen to you ·
·
(BAILIFF REMOVES THE JURY FROM THE COURTROOM.)
·
(BAILIFF GAGS THE DEFENDANT)
(JURY IS RETURNED TO THE JURY BOX)
Bailiff: ?The jury is in.

Posted by 2smooth
Member since Jan 2015
2777 posts
Posted on 9/4/15 at 5:53 pm to
Global warming
Posted by Arkiebarkie
Fayetteville,Ar
Member since Jan 2013
756 posts
Posted on 9/4/15 at 6:41 pm to
Some cat gave a Gator chomp, the camper ninja broke bad. Nothing to see here! Funeral at 1:00 PM Tuesday!
Posted by redeye
Member since Aug 2013
8596 posts
Posted on 9/4/15 at 7:40 pm to
quote:

What the actual frick is going on in Fayetteville?


It's football season and we're preparing for the Auburn game.
Posted by pioneerbasketball
Team Bunchie
Member since Oct 2005
132185 posts
Posted on 9/4/15 at 11:57 pm to
I blame bath salts.
Posted by wmr
North of Dickson, South of Herman's
Member since Mar 2009
32518 posts
Posted on 9/4/15 at 11:59 pm to
Its an area of woods, not on campus, but right next door. I think its actually owned by the city but leased by the UA.

Homeless thunderdome. Liberals feed the homeless too well, and they've created camps in some wooded areas.

Posted by wmr
North of Dickson, South of Herman's
Member since Mar 2009
32518 posts
Posted on 9/5/15 at 12:03 am to
You will STILL have these bleeding heart fricks who won't stop doing what they do, providing all means of services and goods to these homeless people, without any strings, mental health services, or anything positive.

So far it has just been bum on bum violence.

The city cleared out some of the trees and undergrowth last year to discourage them from camping. Our city government is cravenly liberal, so there probably won't be a real solution until some regular person is injured or killed. Even then, there will be hippies who demand justice for the homeless, etc.
Posted by lefty08
Not in Auburn or Louisiana
Member since Aug 2014
5569 posts
Posted on 9/5/15 at 12:05 am to
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Without clicking the link I would avoid having sex in Arkansas.


pretty sure you have mastered that talent in every state in the south
Posted by CtotheVrzrbck
WeWaCo
Member since Dec 2007
37538 posts
Posted on 9/5/15 at 12:45 am to
I really wish that area would become a city park. It's super nice w/ all those trees and all of the fast food spots along 6th. It's on the greenway and would make for another good tailgate spot because that whole lot north of the old Premium Brands building is pretty flat. It'd be such a nice place for a pond with benches and chill spots for studying or feeling up a co-ed like what Oklahoma St. has with Theta Pond.

That scummy area is going to be interesting when the Neighborhood Market gets built. I think revitilization is good down there, maybe all the bums will pack it up to Springdale.
Posted by TheCheshireHog
Cashew Chicken Country
Member since Oct 2010
40851 posts
Posted on 9/5/15 at 12:55 am to
Is the homeless camp still in the woods by the railroad tracks across from FHS?
Posted by MrAUTigers
Florida
Member since Sep 2013
28280 posts
Posted on 9/5/15 at 12:56 am to
Was he wearing an Auburn shirt? Inquiring minds and whatnot.
Posted by m45auburn
Auburn
Member since Aug 2014
4467 posts
Posted on 9/5/15 at 1:03 am to
There are better ways to get the missing segment of game tape. You don't have to hurt anyone...
Posted by redeye
Member since Aug 2013
8596 posts
Posted on 9/5/15 at 1:26 am to
quote:

Was he wearing an Auburn shirt? Inquiring minds and whatnot.


Yea, but none of it was real. As I said, it was just practice for 10-24.

Enjoy the game!
Posted by BradPitt
Where the wild things are
Member since Nov 2009
13389 posts
Posted on 9/5/15 at 1:32 am to
#ArkansasLivesMatter
Posted by timm6971463
oakdale la
Member since Mar 2008
4361 posts
Posted on 9/5/15 at 6:21 am to
My machete is missing ,but why would they have to come to southwest LA to steal one,maybe they don't know how to sharpen one in arky !
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
54611 posts
Posted on 9/5/15 at 6:48 am to
Give it up for…

Meat Cleaver Man
Posted by dbeck
Member since Nov 2014
29448 posts
Posted on 9/5/15 at 6:50 am to
quote:

maybe they don't know how to sharpen one in arky !


Ever heard of an Arkansas stone?
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