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Alright Pigs, lets talk about this machete attack

Posted on 9/4/15 at 11:04 am
Posted by TheJones
Member since Nov 2009
33268 posts
Posted on 9/4/15 at 11:04 am
What the actual frick is going on in Fayetteville?

quote:

FAYETTEVILLE, AR – Officials say a man with a machete injured two people during an attack in a wooded area of the University of Arkansas campus.

University spokesman Steve Voorhies says the attack happened around 7:15 Thursday night.

He says no one involved is believed to be a student and campus operations weren’t affected.

One of the victims was in critical condition.

University police Capt. Matt Mills says the suspect was also injured in the incident.

He was taken to a hospital and has since been arrested.

Mills said police were collecting evidence at the scene and conducting interviews at the hospital late Thursday.

He says it isn’t immediately clear what prompted the attack. No identities were released.

Voorhies says the attack happened in the same area as a homicide earlier this year.


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Posted by TigernMS12
Member since Jan 2013
5527 posts
Posted on 9/4/15 at 11:05 am to
This is why we need machete control laws.
Posted by CCTider
Member since Dec 2014
24019 posts
Posted on 9/4/15 at 11:06 am to
quote:

This is why we need machete control laws.


The Tutsis agree.
Posted by DrunkenStuporMan
The Mothership
Member since Dec 2012
5855 posts
Posted on 9/4/15 at 11:07 am to
quote:

machete attack by TheJones
quote:

University spokesman Steve Voorhies
I...I think I know who did it.


ETA: upon further reading I can only assume the man arrested was Steve's brother Jason.
This post was edited on 9/4/15 at 11:09 am
Posted by JamalSanders
On a boat
Member since Jul 2015
12135 posts
Posted on 9/4/15 at 11:07 am to
quote:

University spokesman Steve Voorhies


Could someone else not have handled this one?
Posted by VFL1800FPD
Nashville, TN
Member since Aug 2012
9055 posts
Posted on 9/4/15 at 11:07 am to
University spokesman Steve Voorhies

Jason Voorhees



Coincidence? I think not


Edit: it also appears that Mark Richt has lost control of Machete discipline
This post was edited on 9/4/15 at 11:09 am
Posted by ChiTownBammer
South Florida
Member since Aug 2014
1125 posts
Posted on 9/4/15 at 11:08 am to
quote:

man with a machete


quote:

Voorhies
Posted by PhilipMarlowe
Member since Mar 2013
20459 posts
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Posted by DuncanIdaho
Ouray, CO
Member since Feb 2013
14970 posts
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Posted by labamafan
Prairieville
Member since Jan 2007
24262 posts
Posted on 9/4/15 at 11:12 am to
With the last name of a Voorhies this has to be a joke.
Posted by Stonehog
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Member since Aug 2011
33326 posts
Posted on 9/4/15 at 11:15 am to
quote:

Voorhies says the attack happened in the same area as a homicide earlier this year.



Hobo camp.
Posted by partywiththelombardi
Member since May 2012
11581 posts
Posted on 9/4/15 at 11:22 am to
I think this is terrible. Some poor people were attacked by a crazy person with a machete and this thread turns it into a joke. A funny hilarious joke. Shame on all of you.
Posted by AU4real35
Member since Jan 2014
16065 posts
Posted on 9/4/15 at 11:23 am to
quote:

machete attack



quote:

Steve Voorhies



Posted by Hogwarts
Arkansas, USA
Member since Sep 2015
18034 posts
Posted on 9/4/15 at 11:25 am to
Without clicking the link, I would bet drugs are involved.
Posted by partywiththelombardi
Member since May 2012
11581 posts
Posted on 9/4/15 at 11:37 am to
Without clicking the link I would avoid having sex in Arkansas.
Posted by ArmyHogs
Your mom's house
Member since Feb 2012
9233 posts
Posted on 9/4/15 at 11:44 am to
Gus was trying to sneak the Auburn game plan...
Posted by danjam67
Alabama
Member since Jan 2013
224 posts
Posted on 9/4/15 at 2:05 pm to
Nothing good ever happens on Martin Luther King Jr. Drive. Ever.
Posted by 2smooth
Member since Jan 2015
2777 posts
Posted on 9/4/15 at 2:08 pm to
Lol
Posted by AUTiger45
The Ham
Member since Oct 2013
4043 posts
Posted on 9/4/15 at 2:21 pm to
meth is a hell of a drug.
Posted by narddogg81
Vancouver
Member since Jan 2012
19602 posts
Posted on 9/4/15 at 2:22 pm to
Ban machetes
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