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All 7 SEC West coaches walk into a bar...
Posted on 2/19/17 at 10:53 am
Posted on 2/19/17 at 10:53 am
Saban orders 4 red wines and a one white to commemorate his 5 titles
Bielema leaves and goes to a restaurant because there's not enough food
Mullen drinks hard because he remembers he has to go back to Starkville
Malzhan sips chardonnay and observes everyone else
Orgeron orders gumbo
Freeze doesn't drink, so he reserves his spot for a wealthy booster
Sumlin drinks half his beer, but can't finish the second half
Cheers!
Bielema leaves and goes to a restaurant because there's not enough food
Mullen drinks hard because he remembers he has to go back to Starkville
Malzhan sips chardonnay and observes everyone else
Orgeron orders gumbo
Freeze doesn't drink, so he reserves his spot for a wealthy booster
Sumlin drinks half his beer, but can't finish the second half
Cheers!
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Posted on 2/19/17 at 10:54 am to MizzouTrue
Butch is scissoring another lesbian
Posted on 2/19/17 at 10:55 am to MizzouTrue
Work on it. OK start with the first 3 then failed to deliver.
Posted on 2/19/17 at 10:55 am to MizzouTrue
Nah Freeze got caught up at the door. He is chewing on the frame.
Posted on 2/19/17 at 11:11 am to MizzouTrue
Old Mac slams 2 jaegerbombs and Hee-Haws 3 times at Gus, combs his hair and walks out. 
Posted on 2/19/17 at 11:17 am to MizzouTrue
Odom walked in the bar and instead of asking where's the VIP.
He asked where is the closest safe place.
He asked where is the closest safe place.
Posted on 2/19/17 at 11:20 am to MizzouTrue
You were doing well until you said Rumlin didn't finish his beer.
Posted on 2/19/17 at 11:30 am to MizzouTrue
One of my favorite Nick Saban bar stories is the story of when he was an assistant at Michigan State in the 80s. He and another assistant were in a bar in East Lansing while it was being held up at gun point. The two were talking so intently about football they never even noticed.
Posted on 2/19/17 at 11:31 am to MizzouTrue
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Sumlin drinks half his beer, but can't finish the second half
FIFY
Sumlin drinks half the keg, but can't finish the second half.
Posted on 2/19/17 at 11:32 am to MizzouTrue
How does coach O order gumbo if there isnt food for bert?
Posted on 2/19/17 at 12:00 pm to ksayetiger
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if there isnt food for bert
There isn't ENOUGH food for Bert
Posted on 2/19/17 at 12:00 pm to MizzouTrue
Would have been better if Saban got a concussion
Posted on 2/19/17 at 12:00 pm to MizzouTrue
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Orgeron orders gumbo
This one needs work
Posted on 2/19/17 at 1:04 pm to MizzouTrue
Odom stays chained in the cellar.
Posted on 2/19/17 at 1:33 pm to MizzouTrue
odom is not allowed in the group because no one knows who the hell he is..
Posted on 2/19/17 at 1:53 pm to TheArrogantCorndog
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Orgeron orders gumbo
This one needs work
Orgeron orders a daiquiri, and drinks it in his car.
Posted on 2/19/17 at 1:55 pm to MizzouTrue
Malzahn in kills an entire bottle of bourbon, because that's the only way he can deal with Kristi anymore.
Posted on 2/19/17 at 1:55 pm to TheArrogantCorndog
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Orgeron orders gumbo
Orgeron orders, but after hearing him talk, the bartender says, "I'm cutting you off. You've had enough."
Posted on 2/19/17 at 1:57 pm to msuman2
Ironically it is a Mississippi State fan that brings up Safe Spaces, when your school actually had them before us. One of the dumb arguments made by CS1950 was the lack of safe spaces.
MSU has been offering safe spaces & Safe Space stickers for all staff to get certified in to put on their doors to create emergency safe spaces all over your campus. LINK /
MSU has been offering safe spaces & Safe Space stickers for all staff to get certified in to put on their doors to create emergency safe spaces all over your campus. LINK /
Posted on 2/19/17 at 3:43 pm to Clark14
And then Bielema wakes up from his coma and realizes he somehow blew a 24-7 lead to Odom.
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