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After 2 years in the SEC, does Missouri feel like a natural fit yet?
Posted on 2/5/14 at 9:39 am
Posted on 2/5/14 at 9:39 am
Not that it matters.
Missouri enjoys the underdog role. We've historically been the outsider and proud of it. We relish this role. We are most definitely our own kind of weird - neither northern or southern, neither east or west, not necessarily midwestern, neither free or shackled.
Missouri is responsible for the atomic destruction of Japan, the swift defeat of an early 20th century militant Islamic insurgency in southeast Asia using bullets dipped in pigs blood to prevent rebel martyrdom and access to Heaven, the site of the surrender of the Japanese to end WWII, as well as the burning of Lawrence, Kansas in response to redleg attacks and rapes within Missouri borders. Missourians don't frick around, especially when backed into a corner.
We are a unique breed of intensity and weird that is different from everyone else, and it should stay that way.
Call us the outpost. Call us ruffians. Call us the frozen tundra. Whatever. It won't take long for SEC teams to realize after a few beatings in Columbia that we'll never be a pushover. We're here to compete.
- frick Kansas.
Missouri enjoys the underdog role. We've historically been the outsider and proud of it. We relish this role. We are most definitely our own kind of weird - neither northern or southern, neither east or west, not necessarily midwestern, neither free or shackled.
Missouri is responsible for the atomic destruction of Japan, the swift defeat of an early 20th century militant Islamic insurgency in southeast Asia using bullets dipped in pigs blood to prevent rebel martyrdom and access to Heaven, the site of the surrender of the Japanese to end WWII, as well as the burning of Lawrence, Kansas in response to redleg attacks and rapes within Missouri borders. Missourians don't frick around, especially when backed into a corner.
We are a unique breed of intensity and weird that is different from everyone else, and it should stay that way.
Call us the outpost. Call us ruffians. Call us the frozen tundra. Whatever. It won't take long for SEC teams to realize after a few beatings in Columbia that we'll never be a pushover. We're here to compete.
- frick Kansas.
This post was edited on 2/5/14 at 10:00 am
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Posted on 2/5/14 at 9:40 am to mizzoukills
no
Posted on 2/5/14 at 9:41 am to mizzoukills
Not a natural fit, but hang around enough and we'll get over it.
Posted on 2/5/14 at 9:41 am to mizzoukills
Oh look. ANOTHER killz Mizzou validation thread.
Posted on 2/5/14 at 9:45 am to mizzoukills
tl;dr
Mizzou won the East and missoukills craves for more attention. About what I expected when I got on.
Mizzou won the East and missoukills craves for more attention. About what I expected when I got on.
Posted on 2/5/14 at 9:47 am to CockRocket
Sure
Posted on 2/5/14 at 9:47 am to CockRocket
CockRock
Well, I'm glad you're here. Have a seat. Would you like a rye and ginger?
Well, I'm glad you're here. Have a seat. Would you like a rye and ginger?
This post was edited on 2/5/14 at 9:48 am
Posted on 2/5/14 at 9:48 am to mizzoukills
Well they're becoming sub-par in basketball while improving in football so I guess that means the transition is going better than expected 
Posted on 2/5/14 at 9:49 am to mizzoukills
quote:No, thanks. Maybe tomorrow though when you make this same thread again.
Have a seat. Would you like a rye and ginger?
Posted on 2/5/14 at 9:49 am to mizzoukills
quote:
You never answered the question
Ask a better question. Why do you care what we think? You're here. Probably here to stay. So what good is it to talk about it?
Quit being a damn FNG.
Posted on 2/5/14 at 9:49 am to mizzoukills
I like Mizzou.
People will get over it.
Tell us more about ya'lls BBQ
People will get over it.
Tell us more about ya'lls BBQ
Posted on 2/5/14 at 9:50 am to mizzoukills
Last year was an anomaly. Mizzou will quickly learn that they, are indeed, over their heads in the SEC. On the bright side, Vandy and Kentucky will finally have someone to beat up on. Several years from now, after Mizzou has become irrelevant in both basketball and football, they will try to make a move to the B1G.
true story
true story
Posted on 2/5/14 at 9:54 am to undecided
quote:
Well they're becoming sub-par in basketball while improving in football so I guess that means the transition is going better than expected
Posted on 2/5/14 at 10:01 am to JohnZeroQ
quote:
Tell us more about ya'lls BBQ
It's the best barbeque in the entire country. World famous
This post was edited on 2/5/14 at 10:02 am
Posted on 2/5/14 at 10:07 am to mizzoukills
quote:
frick Kansas
This just screams SEC.
Posted on 2/5/14 at 10:10 am to mizzoukills
Thread title: Does Mizzou feel like a natural fit?
OP: Reasons why Mizzou doesn't fit.
The frick were you looking for in this thread?
Author is Kills? That explains it.
OP: Reasons why Mizzou doesn't fit.
The frick were you looking for in this thread?
Author is Kills? That explains it.
Posted on 2/5/14 at 10:14 am to KSGamecock
quote:
The frick were you looking for in this thread?
Your contribution
Posted on 2/5/14 at 10:15 am to mizzoukills
quote:
Missouri is responsible for the atomic destruction of Japan, the swift defeat of an early 20th century militant Islamic insurgency in southeast Asia using bullets dipped in pigs blood to prevent rebel martyrdom and access to Heaven, the site of the surrender of the Japanese to end WWII, as well as the burning of Lawrence, Kansas in response to redleg attacks and rapes within Missouri borders. Missourians don't frick around, especially when backed into a corner.
Don't forget what we did to the Mormons.
Posted on 2/5/14 at 10:15 am to mizzoukills
frick off
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