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According to Multiverse Theory there's a universe in which Mizzou joined the Big 10.
Posted on 5/4/17 at 1:34 am
Posted on 5/4/17 at 1:34 am
Here's a report from that multiverse.
Fall 2012
After the move to the B1G, Missouri Coach Gary Pinkel has his team ready to compete in the B1G. Numerous walk throughs in the spring and fall confirm, last years 8-4 Big 12 team should compete well with the revamped Big 10 conference. Coach Pinkel has confirmed no serious injuries, and feels like the team is ready to compete in its first season in the Big 10.
Bowl Season 2012
The Missouri Tigers (11-2), look back on a season with thoughts of what could have been and what's to come while enjoying a day with family and fans at Disneyland before a short drive to Pasadena for a January 2 match up against the PAC 12 champion Oregon Ducks(11-1). The B1G champs will tell you that they're disappointed in early losses, but are ecstatic to be in Pasadena. When asked what it meant for his program to win the B1G in his first year, Missouri coach Gary Pinkel remarked, "Well, we do what we do you know, and these guys you know. What can I say. Especially the seniors."
Signing Day 2013
Gary Pinkel notched his first Top 15 recruiting class, highlighted by the signing day announcement of Ezekiel Elliot from John Burroughs in St. Louis. Coach Pinkel commented that he was confident that his class would, "do what we do".
2013 SEASON
The Missouri Tigers sit poised for their first National Championship after going undefeated and winning their second straight Big 10 title is as many years of membership.
While talk swirls around Jameis Winston and Florida States run to Pasadena, Gary Pinkels Missouri Tigers feel right at home after last years Rose Bowl victory over Oregon. "We did what we do last year, and this year you know, well these guys you know, we do what we do."
2014 BCS NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP CELEBRATION
After their 42-21 win against Florida State a tearful Gary Pinkel looked back on his journey as the Missouri coach. "You know, these guys, I love them, they you know, well, we do what we do. What a feeling!"
2014 RECRUITING
The defending National Champs load up on a Top 5 recruiting class, when asked for comment Coach Gary Pinkel responded, "You know we do what we do, and we know that teams like Alabama, they reload, no we reload, we do what we do."
I'm bored with my Mizzou in the multiverse idea, you get the point.
Welcome to the offseason.
Fall 2012
After the move to the B1G, Missouri Coach Gary Pinkel has his team ready to compete in the B1G. Numerous walk throughs in the spring and fall confirm, last years 8-4 Big 12 team should compete well with the revamped Big 10 conference. Coach Pinkel has confirmed no serious injuries, and feels like the team is ready to compete in its first season in the Big 10.
Bowl Season 2012
The Missouri Tigers (11-2), look back on a season with thoughts of what could have been and what's to come while enjoying a day with family and fans at Disneyland before a short drive to Pasadena for a January 2 match up against the PAC 12 champion Oregon Ducks(11-1). The B1G champs will tell you that they're disappointed in early losses, but are ecstatic to be in Pasadena. When asked what it meant for his program to win the B1G in his first year, Missouri coach Gary Pinkel remarked, "Well, we do what we do you know, and these guys you know. What can I say. Especially the seniors."
Signing Day 2013
Gary Pinkel notched his first Top 15 recruiting class, highlighted by the signing day announcement of Ezekiel Elliot from John Burroughs in St. Louis. Coach Pinkel commented that he was confident that his class would, "do what we do".
2013 SEASON
The Missouri Tigers sit poised for their first National Championship after going undefeated and winning their second straight Big 10 title is as many years of membership.
While talk swirls around Jameis Winston and Florida States run to Pasadena, Gary Pinkels Missouri Tigers feel right at home after last years Rose Bowl victory over Oregon. "We did what we do last year, and this year you know, well these guys you know, we do what we do."
2014 BCS NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP CELEBRATION
After their 42-21 win against Florida State a tearful Gary Pinkel looked back on his journey as the Missouri coach. "You know, these guys, I love them, they you know, well, we do what we do. What a feeling!"
2014 RECRUITING
The defending National Champs load up on a Top 5 recruiting class, when asked for comment Coach Gary Pinkel responded, "You know we do what we do, and we know that teams like Alabama, they reload, no we reload, we do what we do."
I'm bored with my Mizzou in the multiverse idea, you get the point.
Welcome to the offseason.
This post was edited on 5/4/17 at 2:28 am
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Posted on 5/4/17 at 1:51 am to Remote Controlled
Posted on 5/4/17 at 1:54 am to rmnldr
OP concurs.
Posted on 5/4/17 at 1:58 am to Remote Controlled
Winter 2015
Melissa Click has just written her first book on racial equality and it is so moving she will be up for and win the Nobel peace prize.
Melissa Click has just written her first book on racial equality and it is so moving she will be up for and win the Nobel peace prize.
Posted on 5/4/17 at 1:59 am to Remote Controlled
The Pinkel Parabox
Posted on 5/4/17 at 2:00 am to Remote Controlled
Scrags McTits Melissa Clark would not have happened so I'm all in on this.
This post was edited on 5/4/17 at 2:01 am
Posted on 5/4/17 at 2:15 am to Remote Controlled
Keep doin what you do Zou..... 
Posted on 5/4/17 at 2:22 am to hogNsinceReagan
Yeah, that was too far down the multiverse for me to cover.
I got bored with it.
The multiverse is a difficult concept when you dig into it.
I'd just like to think that in my little multiverse Mizzou is the shite, I'll leave it at that.
I got bored with it.
The multiverse is a difficult concept when you dig into it.
I'd just like to think that in my little multiverse Mizzou is the shite, I'll leave it at that.
Posted on 5/4/17 at 2:39 am to sabantgod
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Scrags McTits
Reserved for next alter.
Posted on 5/4/17 at 2:58 am to Remote Controlled
According to the Multiverse Theory, there's a universe where you didn't post this because you had a willing sex partner distracting you.
Blows your mind, doesn't it?
Blows your mind, doesn't it?
Posted on 5/4/17 at 3:06 am to Remote Controlled
So...
1. You're now automatically the new best Mizzou poster
2. Does this multiverse shite mean that we can claim the 2011 natty and the title as greatest CFB team of all time?
1. You're now automatically the new best Mizzou poster
2. Does this multiverse shite mean that we can claim the 2011 natty and the title as greatest CFB team of all time?
Posted on 5/4/17 at 4:29 am to rmnldr
The multiverse means infinite outcomes.
Just pick the one you love and go with it.
Just pick the one you love and go with it.
Posted on 5/4/17 at 4:39 am to Remote Controlled
quote:
Welcome to the offseason.
Not the official offseason till the last SEC team is done with the CWS
Tigers are usually good in softball so you still have that, right?
Posted on 5/4/17 at 4:39 am to randomways
There's also a universe where you would not only upvote, but do it as a Mizzou fan while getting blown from your brother, because in Multiverse world it happened.
Literally blown, by your brother, as a Mizzou fan.
Literally blown, by your brother, as a Mizzou fan.
Posted on 5/4/17 at 4:40 am to Cheese Grits
I forgot to mention in this Multiverse you don't exist Grits.
Posted on 5/4/17 at 4:42 am to Remote Controlled
Posted on 5/4/17 at 4:46 am to Cheese Grits
Nope pretty sure you don't exist bro.
Posted on 5/4/17 at 6:17 am to Remote Controlled
quote:
2014 BCS NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP CELEBRATION
The possibilities of the multiverse have to actually be possible and realistic
Posted on 5/4/17 at 7:17 am to Remote Controlled
Posted on 5/4/17 at 7:22 am to Remote Controlled
This is embarrassing 
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