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A simple and heart-felt SEC Rant Thanksgiving Prayer for the Faithful
Posted on 11/26/15 at 10:33 am
Posted on 11/26/15 at 10:33 am
Dear God, Our Heavenly Father, Hear Our Thanksgiving prayer,
Please smite LSU. I won't ask you anymore to make my dick bigger or to be taken off the deep fryer at work any more if you just smite LSU. Let misfortune befall them in Jesus name we pray.
Amen.
Please smite LSU. I won't ask you anymore to make my dick bigger or to be taken off the deep fryer at work any more if you just smite LSU. Let misfortune befall them in Jesus name we pray.
Amen.
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Posted on 11/26/15 at 10:36 am to Lsupimp
Saban must be God. Bama has been smiting that arse for years.
Posted on 11/26/15 at 10:37 am to MykTide
No. Not Saban... Tiger in Miami is. 
This post was edited on 11/26/15 at 10:38 am
Posted on 11/26/15 at 10:39 am to Lsupimp
Why is your dick on a deep fryer?
Posted on 11/26/15 at 10:39 am to Lsupimp
Y'all do a good enough job of that yourselves, Pimp. No need to worry God with it. Happy Thanksgiving to you and yours. 
Posted on 11/26/15 at 10:41 am to JuiceTerry
You too Terry.
Posted on 11/26/15 at 11:11 am to Lsupimp
Enjoy your families. Hug everyone around you. And if you don't like the sound of that, find a way to shed the selfishness off for today and hug their asses anyway.
Cheers to ALL my SEC brethren-fans for today.
Posted on 11/26/15 at 11:26 am to m2pro
Amen.
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