A proposal to clear up the confusion around the Ole Miss mascot

As Ole Miss has changed, once again, their mascot, it has caused confusion for everyone. Something has to be done to refer to Ole Miss by a nickname that everyone knows is associated with Ole Miss. The only reasonable solution is to combine all three mascots. They should go in order of most recent to least recent, reflecting the more current mood of the school. With that approach, I would suggest this:

1. Under - whether on land (under the sky) or water (under the sea), a land shark is always UNDER.
2. Bear - the Black Bear is a type of BEAR.
3. Rebel - To most people, Ole Miss is and always will be the REBELS.

So, we have Under Bear Rebels. UnderBearRebels. UndBearEbels. UnBearEbels... Unbearebles...

The UNBEARABLES. Ole Miss should now and evermore be called, fitting with both the way they see themselves through their mascots, and the way the rest of us see them, The Ole Miss Unbearables.