A perfect analogy on Les Miles at LSU

I will compare it to a young buck in college trying to score:

Leslie came to school and was banging chicks left and right because he was getting all the leftover pieces that his popular old brother worked game on when he was in school. He was balls deep in it and allowed him to make his friends think he had swagger and a big ole pair of lesticles

Then, come 2008, all of the coeds his old brother swooned graduated, and Leslie was left to play with himself in the corner and bang they occasional hot chick that got too drunk to know right from wrong

Alas, 2011, Leslie had one of those nights where you walk into the bar and something just feels right. You got a little confidence, you have had just the right amount of booze to where your tongue turns to silver, and you convince the hottest chick in the place to come for a rendezvous back at your place

And let me tell you, Les was really giving it to this girl. He was showing moves nobody had ever seen, she was to the point she was ready to proclaim him the "best ever,", but then, right before Leslie was to "seal the deal," he tried to let out a silent fart, but in a cruel twist of fate he actually shits the bed. We are talking fully soiled sheets and crap everywhere.

The hot young coed not only leaves, but goes around telling everyone else on campus, and Leslie is nothing more than the bumbling drunk that overstayed his welcome in the college bars