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A few remarks regarding the University of Alabama fanbase
Posted on 9/15/15 at 2:17 pm
Posted on 9/15/15 at 2:17 pm
I can't say that I don't have respect for Alabama because I do, as should everyone in the entire country. Schools that blindly slander and belittle Alabama's accomplishments and prestige such as Tennessee (let's all take a minute to rehash the fact that this program is currently the biggest joke in the conference. The fans are blowhards, the town sucks, and it looks like they may never sniff relevancy again) and LSU (this is the 11th year post-Saban and his dick is still so far down you all's collective throats that it's probably poking vital organs. Get over it.) just do so as some sort of inferiority complex coping mechanism which I, and most everyone else, find laughable. So let me reiterate, nothing but respect for Alabama and their tradition. Tip of the cap, guys.
Now that we've gotten that out of the way, a few opinionated statements...
Your entire fanbase fricking sucks. The worst in America. And when I say that, I mean worse than Cowboys, Lakers, Yankees fans, etc. Millions of Alabama fans, yet the majority of them are named "Cody". Starter jersey wearing, USA Gold Reds smoking, meth mouthed scum of the earth. This makes up 80% of your campus on gameday. Frankly, it makes up 80% of Alabama posters on this site as well. Just plum fricking morons. I'd like to be in Tuscaloosa Saturday but wouldn't feel comfortable without wearing a hazard suit.
About the game this weekend. Saban is tired - you don't have to admit it but you know it's most certainly true. Probably the least talented team he's had since 2008 and that will be brought to light on Saturday. I've read your team boards and other UA boards and one thing is very blatant. You're all scared. Alabama is scared of little runt Ole Miss. Get your Sam's Choice and Canadian Mist spritzers ready, Gumps. It should be a good one
Now that we've gotten that out of the way, a few opinionated statements...
Your entire fanbase fricking sucks. The worst in America. And when I say that, I mean worse than Cowboys, Lakers, Yankees fans, etc. Millions of Alabama fans, yet the majority of them are named "Cody". Starter jersey wearing, USA Gold Reds smoking, meth mouthed scum of the earth. This makes up 80% of your campus on gameday. Frankly, it makes up 80% of Alabama posters on this site as well. Just plum fricking morons. I'd like to be in Tuscaloosa Saturday but wouldn't feel comfortable without wearing a hazard suit.
About the game this weekend. Saban is tired - you don't have to admit it but you know it's most certainly true. Probably the least talented team he's had since 2008 and that will be brought to light on Saturday. I've read your team boards and other UA boards and one thing is very blatant. You're all scared. Alabama is scared of little runt Ole Miss. Get your Sam's Choice and Canadian Mist spritzers ready, Gumps. It should be a good one
This post was edited on 9/15/15 at 8:17 pm
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Posted on 9/15/15 at 2:18 pm to Oxford
zing.
Posted on 9/15/15 at 2:19 pm to Oxford
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Millions of Alabama fans yet the majority of them are named "Cody".
Upvote
Posted on 9/15/15 at 2:19 pm to Oxford
At least give me the courtesy of fricking my goat-sister before crushing my hopes and dreams, man.
Posted on 9/15/15 at 2:20 pm to Oxford
ISIS for you.
Posted on 9/15/15 at 2:20 pm to Oxford
It feels great having seen my favorite team play in Atlanta multiple times in early December. Can you tell us about your favorite Ole Miss SECCG?
Posted on 9/15/15 at 2:21 pm to Oxford
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Oxford
Will you show yourself on here if Ole Miss loses? Doubt it....
Posted on 9/15/15 at 2:21 pm to geauxnavybeatbama
Can you tell us about the one time you stepped foot in a college classroom?
This post was edited on 9/15/15 at 2:22 pm
Posted on 9/15/15 at 2:21 pm to Oxford
I laughed because you woke up this morning and will wake up again as an Ole Miss fan. Sucks to be you.
Posted on 9/15/15 at 2:22 pm to Oxford
I'd be pissed if I had to live in Memphis too.
Posted on 9/15/15 at 2:22 pm to geauxnavybeatbama
Last survey I saw said it was a dead heat between Cody and Dakota
Posted on 9/15/15 at 2:23 pm to Oxford
Yea I was fortunate to go to the game in 2003 when Ole Miss won the west
Posted on 9/15/15 at 2:23 pm to golfntiger32
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Last survey I saw said it was a dead heat between Cody and Dakota
I've literally never met a Dakota in my life. Two Codys.
Posted on 9/15/15 at 2:23 pm to geauxnavybeatbama
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Can you tell us about your favorite Ole Miss SECCG?
That would have been 2003 - right?
I know this to be true because Old Missippissi has an "SEC West Division Champions" banner hanging in their stadium!!!
Posted on 9/15/15 at 2:26 pm to Oxford
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LSU (this is the 11th year post-Saban and his dick is still so far down you all's collective throats that it's probably poking vital organs. Get over it.)
I'm confused.
We're letting Saban deep throat us while riding the dick of every team that has ever beaten Saban at Bama.
That's one hell of a picture.
I'm going to need a MS paint version of this.
Posted on 9/15/15 at 2:27 pm to dcbl
Just sad.
Posted on 9/15/15 at 2:27 pm to Oxford
Ummm...I'd give you an upvote but I'm too busy trying to deal with Saban's dick being shoved down my throat. 
Posted on 9/15/15 at 2:28 pm to geauxnavybeatbama
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It feels great having seen my favorite team play in Atlanta multiple times in early December
Ole Miss hasn't even played in Atlanta in late December.
Apparently peach or chicken isn't in their flavor wheel.
Atlanta doesn't have enough china and chandeliers.
Posted on 9/15/15 at 2:28 pm to Oxford
Does Mississippi even have fans?
Posted on 9/15/15 at 2:28 pm to golfntiger32
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